Jizz

I ordered $30 worth of kitchen stuff from Sears.ca. The UPS guy who tried to deliver it did a double take when he saw the COD charges.

wft

Sorry for the delay... OP has delivered! (This one the girls decided to switch it up a bit)

nsfw, nsfw2

Ok guys, here's the deal: Almost out of old pics to post. Ready to make more OC, but need requests and suggestions in the comments. Anything goes. OP will try to deliver on as many as possible.

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Told my mil{f} to document her dress code on the flight over, with at least one stranger in the picture - she delivered... :)

BDSMGW

A human-faced lamb was born in Izmir, Turkey. The thing was dead before the mother was able to deliver it. So far there's no explanation onto why it looked like it did.

Deformed, WTF, creepy

Not the greatest picture but I finally delivered fresh from the shower ;)

ladybonersgw

Told them to draw the biggest blackest penis on the box....they delivered

funny

There's a new seafood shack near my house. They are letting people write on the woodwork. You know what to do. I'll write the highest voted comment in this space tomorrow evening. No NSFW please. OP WILL DELIVER!

pics

Iyernhide delivers twist of the year... On the 2nd submission. [NSFW]

Storyline

Scumbag show Suburgatory delivers long awaited plot in the last seconds of the now canceled show..

WatchItForThePlot

[SPOILER]"I deliver Ba Sing Se back into the hands of the people"

TheLastAirbender

Anon delivers all the way to the Emergency Room (NSFW)

classic4chan

if thes reaches up2000danksvotes I wil eat the frootloops, OP deliver will.

circlejerk

Fb finally delivers. Guy in the bottom right makes the picture.

trashy

this is the most clothed I've been in 2 days. Got pizza delivered, answered the door in boxer briefs, maintained eye contact to assert dominance

ladybonersgw, mangonewild

Why do the fun things always get delivered when the boyfriend isn't around? [OC]

GayKink

No matter how inferior and incapable a woman is: every woman has a body, and this body can feel pain. The female free-but-optimizing genetic agency optimizingly delivers its inferior body to the most superior Man. Submitting to a superior Man makes women

maledom, painal

So many requests to see the tops of my feet! Today is the day I deliver that request :3

feet

I ordered a record from a band I love while I was drunk. In the notes of the PayPal transaction, I asked them to draw me a picture of a dick with everyone's signature. They delivered.

vinyl

I ordered a record from Abrams (Hard Rock/Sludge) while I was drunk. In the notes of the PayPal transaction, I asked them to draw me a picture of a dick with everyone's signature. They delivered.

vinyl

After delivering "presents," Night Elf likes to relax under the tree. Enjoy the view!

WouldYouFuckMyWife, AmateurCollegeGirls

It got delivered in the middle of the snowstorm! Just what I needed to keep me warm

firewoodvapes

Hey Reddit, you may remember me as the OP of the "Floor Safe" thread. Don't worry guys, I've finally delivered. Aren't you dying to find out what's inside? WARNING: find out at your own risk!

circlejerk

(NSFW) The wicked witch calls for the head of one adult squirrel, crow delivers.

gifs, natureismetal

Let me RATE you while topless and tell you all the dirty things I want to do to you! Rate delivered within the hour on custom video! Let’s get kinky during a KIK session too! (Free premade w/rate for tonight only!) [KIK] - [RATE] - [FET]

Sexsells, SexclusiveSelling, cgrey1433, sexting, nsfwbuys

Hump day special on [kik][cam]. Offering instantly delivered, thorough cock [rate]s for the rest of the afternoon, as well <3 ? ?

Sexsells

On the Twelfth Day of Little Space, Santa got me.... diapers? They came with a note: "Seems I stepped in a puddle of yours delivering presents. Here's something to better help you through the night. Merry Christmas!" ~ Santa

ABDL

Was sending a picture for the wife. The sun delivered.

GentlemenGW

Afternoon dd-light? This thick, hairy girl is available for [dom]me and vanilla [kik]/[cam] sessions the rest of the day. [fet] and custom [vid]s delivered within 24 hours! Topless [rate]s and a super hot discounted [gfe]. Pick your poison! KIK-Paigerages

Sexsells

I was asked to see the best without the pants. I always deliver

ladybonersgw

While hubby’s at work, the hotwife will play with the college guy who delivered their furniture just last week.

slutwife

This Cookery show on AltBoobWorld TV has a novel idea - viewers can send in recipes and the host shows everyone how to make the dish. But if you don't want to make it yourself, you can call a nationwide service and get that meal delivered to you. Great id

AltBoobWorld

HELP! My friend stored his Nix in the wrapping paper delivered with BD products and now he has this stain on it. It could've been the combination of leftover lube and a couple days of not using her that caused this. Any known way to fix this??? He already

BadDragon

Just had some new slutwear delivered, so I figured I’d share the old 1.0 version of the outfit @RockyMtnToker

sissykik

Enjoy the brave new world of the industrial sex worker, delivered on palettes, already hot and ready for use, and fully hydrated!

bondagehumor, Bondage, FantasyIsland

I just love the way my tongue is sticking out while waiting for the cum to be delivered <3

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This motorcycle shoot keeps delivering, this pic might have the most cleavage from the shoot so far.

KatMcNamaraLovers

"It's almost here, and we can't wait, so ring the bells, and celebrate!" -Me, earlier today watching the postman deliver my mail

fleshlight

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Onlyfans_Promo, OnlyFans101

Zheng always delivers hoping to help revive the sub. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

Futabulges

Facebook delivers yet another gem! A 130k+ on the dash, and only $13k, what a freakin steal! Straight from Dirty Mike and the boys.

trash

Out west in a hotel in the city. They deliver food all fuckin night here!!! I miss my dogs but I don't miss the suburbs

delta8

Itss Friday night youve got the guys over and the wife is out I knock on your door delivering your t

SissySlutsClub

Itss Friday night youve got the guys over and the wife is out I knock on your door delivering your t

SissySlutsClub

Aunt Cass tries to ignore the fact that she just french kissed with the cute girl delivering her fresh vegetables. (OC)

AuntCass

Aunt Cass tries to ignore the fact that she just french kissed with the cute girl delivering her fresh vegetables. (OC)

AuntCass

He delivers me from the hand of the enemy s,nap=baehotbuns!

findthatpornstar

I'll send the nude version of this photo to everyone who upvotes! Hit me In the DMs, I always deliver.

onlyfansgirls101