Jizz

I got really excited for an insane thread, but then realized OP will never, ever deliver, and that he wouldn't have delivered in the first place.

4chan

Happy to deliver: panties pulled down! ;) (f)

gonewild, eddit7yearsago

I have been asking online orders to "draw a dick" in special instructions for years. Interpunk.com not only delivered, they sent me a masterpiece.

funny

Another beer, another picture. Here's my ass y'all. [F] You ask, I deliver.

gonewild

Femanon surprisingly delivers (NSFW)

4chan

Anon delivers a pizza.

4chan

Redhead delivers

GirlsFinishingTheJob, bestofcumsluts

OP delivers

4chan

My facebook finally delivers! "Pussy lips challenge"

trashy

Just had pizza delivered. This is the box it came in.

pics, picsonly, Feminism

WalMart always delivers

funny, trashy

[Flash spoilers] For those who don't know, Mark Hamil guest starred on The Flash tonight and got to deliver a pretty significant Star Wars line

StarWars

Alright /u/dennishamburglar, it's time for you to deliver.

gaming, topredditposts

/b/tard delivers

4chan

OP delivered

4chan, WTF, CringeAnarchy

FB finally delivered. I wish it hadn't. Yes that's his gross little dick head too. nsfw

trashy, PKA

They actually delivered it

funny, HailCorporate

Facebook delivered this profile pic that her 12yo son probably took. Cripes.

trashy

This Emerald City Comicon, I asked "Cyanide & Happiness" to draw the infamous McDonald's on 3rd & Pine (aka Crackdonald's). They delivered.

Seattle, u_Valiran9

Facebook feed finally delivered, NZ bogans at a festival

trashy, trashyboners, pics, Isa_2

My Facebook finally delivered. She's also a stripper.

trashy

Tattoo of a Canada goose on my ass (OP delivers)

uwaterloo, meirl, tattoos, no_sob_story, mistyfront, UBC, wehategeese

You loved my last post that much! so ill deliver more o[F] this pretty face ;)

gonewild, BestFreePorn, smokinhotgirls

Facebook delivered some cringe yesterday

CringeAnarchy, NLSSCircleJerk

When OP delivers

trashyboners, CockCuddling, Braincels

I wanna film you a sexy custom [vid]eo that will blow you away! Get it delivered quickly; Or get a topless video [rate] delivered now ?

Sexsells

When Tinder delivers...

nsfw, TopSexyPosts, BonerAlert, div_sub

Never expected my FB to actually deliver...

trashyboners, girlsontoilets

You asked for it, Liquid delivers~

RealAhegao, Aoxxt

Your package has been delivered.

funny, Achievement_Hunter, ftm_irl, mildlypenis, USPS, furry_irl, gay_irl, u_justdoit1488, u_ppetit360, Flipping, u_Sirentay

Her body is ready to deliver your baby

BreedingMaterial, u_dimitar09, u_bikecrazy14, u_whakadoodle, AllAmateurPorn

Her body is ready for you to take advantage of and deliver your baby

BreedingMaterial

? Get a cute [pic] and short [vid] set, premade delivered now or custom delivered within 12 hours ?

Sexsells, nsfwbuys

Your sexdoll is delivered. Please plug in your cock to charge me ?

RealGirls, u_Aktarus4791, u_Loqsmyth, u_princedevittbcog, u_Hentai_lvr, Bananafight, BustyPetite, BreedingMaterial, LegalTeens, u_dentdentdent71, u_pxxx, u_Ioriindustrial, just_big_breasts, RetrousseTits, fortyfivefiftyfive, ultrahotness

Mamaloni delivers once again

Hololive

This was delivered less then an hour ago.. so excited for my first BD toy??

BadDragon, RealGirls, lemon__cakes, u_OzkrSantizo

Thank you Amazon Prime for delivering my 11 inch pink dildo so quickly. My ass is loving it!! Cum see the ass to mouth ending and lots more!?? NO paywalls, just happy endings.. over and over???

u_lemon__cakes, anal, u_Upandready1, hornybutts, u_Offline1369

I promised an AZKi lewd right before her new model came along, so I have come to deliver the treasure

Hololewd