Jizz

I declare today national petgirl day

BDSM_NoSpam

Hearts? Diamonds? Spades? Puppyfeet? One eyed, or two? What about your jack? I declare a JACK OFF!

gonewild

I declare Miosotis Queen of Boobs.

hugenaturals

I declare it to be Man Ass Monday

gonewild

Scarlet Johansson's ass. I declare it the Tease of the decade.

pics

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war?

mylittlepony

I hereby declare this most auspicious o[f] days Naked Saturday.

gonewild, gonewildcurvy

I declare myself president of the itty bitty titty committee [f]

gonewild

[request] the woman ive been in love with for years, to whom I declared yesterday.

dopplebangher

I sent my GF a Declaration of Romantic Intent, went well I thought. Maybe NSFW

funny

Another consideration you ladies should weigh is that if you, as females, publicly declare yourselves so superior and self-sufficient that you don't need men, then you will only be desired by inferior males. So don't do such thing unless you really prefer

maledom

The Feminist Ambassador had declared before the entire United Nations General Assembly, that if Patriarchal oppression continued, she would personally stick her shoe up his ass

breakfeminazis, collared

I declare Mia the Queen of /r/flexi.

flexi

The body of Kikuyu senior chief Waruhiu, assassinated by Mau Mau gunmen in Kiambu, October 7th, 1952. He had been one of the strongest supporters of the British in Kenya. His assassination led to the final impetus to declare a State of Emergency in Kenya.

HistoryPorn

I declare these "Monday's Mammaries"

gonewildcurvy

We have recieved our response from the reddit admins. This is a formal declaration of memewar.

Afwcomics

MD feminists, remember: amusing and physically pleasuring a superior Man is the greatest achievement you can aspire to in your inferior female existence. Modern feminism helps you a lot reject inferior men and openly declare your hypergamy, so inferior me

maledom

Chaddi Utaro for Love. Dear Brothers (and Sisters) please join me in this protest to declare our freedom to be Chaddi-free in Public and give slap on face to Sanghi Goons.

bakchodi

11/10: Would steal her Declaration Of Independence (OC)

onetruegod

O Lord, open my lips, That my mouth may declare Your praise.

SistersofChrist

This is my declaration for my Empress (Also Verification ;D)

GoneWildCD

I Declare Today...Pantsless Wednesday! Aaaaannnd Now It's Naked Wednesday!

BHMGoneWild

BERNIE SANDERS DECLARES WAR ON THE SOUTH

circlejerk

When Drinkie declares it is that time again

mylittleandysonic1

"FUCK VIVEC, FUCK SLUTMALEXIA, FUCK THE ROBOT-FETISH GUY, YOU NEEDETH ONLY ME", Yagrum Bagarn declares while revealing himself as argony!!!!!

shittyTESlore

I, r/Sir_Metallicus116, hereby declare war on ISIS. Fite me plebs

TheWaterLew

Now that feminism has been declared a mental illness, this cunt will spend 2 years at a DFA asylum being reeducated into a productive, happy slave.

MaledomEmpire

The Queen declares an end to the era of men

MisandryFetish

Forced to declare my feelings via clothing!

ABDL

I declare ONMWW guilty!

OhNoDadWentWild

On Planet Maranadus, all women must strip and their height is measured. The ten shortest women out of ever 100 are declared slavegirls and collared on the spot.

SFandFslavegirls

Divided mind: on many planets, all it takes for a woman to declare herself a slavegirl is to expose herself in public and wait to be claimed. Some women both desire and fear this, and for them, lonely hillsides are the compromise

SFandFslavegirls

On Incel 4, wives who are not pleasing may be sold into slavery, except in community property states, where wives who are not pleasing are declared to be community property

SFandFslavegirls

I REALLY WANT A KERNAL SANDERS IMPERSONATOR TO SAY “I DO DECLARE... WAR AGAINST r/MEAT_IRELAND” BECAUSE THAT WOULD SPIKE THE WOW FACTOR TO ELEVEN

THE_PACK

Gifrecipes sub declared war.

onionhate

This Tease Tuesday, part of me longs to declare Independence from the tyranny of scratchy denim

ondww

'Freedom', declared dick

ladybonersgw

Trump declares national state of emergency after nude photos of Ivanka started leaking on the internet

AlzheimersGroup

No idea what this sub's really about, so I declare this OC to be on-topic

classy

May 23rd, 2020: Through a series of secret alliances and treaties, the Age of War is brought to an end. The Council of Equals officially declares Meme League, bringing peace to r/worldpolitics for the first time since the initial collapse. Long live Meme

worldpolitics

Fukujuu Sengen | Declaration of Obedience (Comic Kairakuten 2008-05)

nhentaicom

LEGO SKELETON AUTHORITY DECLARATION Big Chungus will serve as Prime Minister

worldpolitics

I'd Ready To Declare It...this 18-year-old Has The Best Tits I've Ever Seen

BoobsAndTities, u_potatopussy2468

I do hereby publicly and willfully, declare my unwavering devotion to my Aphrodite, Goddess Ariana Grande, who has single-handedly caused more cum to leave my body than everything else in existence combined, and will continue to drain me even long after I

churchofarianagrande

When she realized that in using his bike lock to collar her, Master had declared that she was more precious to him than his bicycle, she got all verklempt.

bondagehumor

I do declare; I may have the vapours! [oc]

NotSafeForNature