Jizz

r/Parenting didn't give this much love... maybe Daddit will appreciate? (vaguely NSFW, maybe)

daddit, Parenting

I dare you to take it away.

daddit

No. Just no. That's disgusting it isn't acceptable I don't care how old the demon seed is. (x-post from r/daddit)

childfree

How I feel being a single dad getting weird looks from women in the baby section of a store

daddit

Picked up my 1 1/2 year old after dinner, found this

daddit

He's just started feeding me back!

daddit

Our little girl was breech. Scary and awesome. Meet Giulia Louise.

daddit

First time dad, elated.

daddit

He doesn't know that he's going to live with us yet

daddit

Have first aid skills and materials!!

daddit

Dammit, it's gonna be one of those days!

daddit

Found this at a local playground, teach me how to add to it to make it kid friendly.

daddit

For Valentines day, my wife let me put my sausage in her yoohoo.

daddit

Nsfw poop - Don't you just love checking your kids diaper to find poop right on the edge of the diaper?

daddit

This morning's crime scene

daddit

NSFW SOCIALLY AWESOME PENGUIN OR WHATEVER

daddit

NSFW POOP we're almost done potty training my son and whenever he poops we make a big deal(high fives and such)....he made me take a picture and send it to mommy.

daddit

Should be the last surgery

daddit

If you let your kid do this at the park then fuck you.. [NSFW]

daddit

Number three has a wiener.

daddit

I'm part of the club (NSFW)

daddit

Happy Labor Day! (potentially NSFW)

daddit

Windex bottle went from mostly empty to halfway full. How? Here's a hint: my four year-old son has been with me at work all week.

daddit

daddit Bubbly blоndе with РhD роtеntiаl

Rateme

{NSFW} Said goodbye to my friend Gene Poole. It was painful but not bad. We've been twice successful, and are done.

daddit

Whenever I hear someone say they have "baby fever" I'm going to show them this.

daddit

NSFW The moment it becomes real. Powerful image I took of my son. The beauty of life.

daddit

Don't try to jump the baby gate

daddit

[NSFW] When your partner says she's recovered from childbirth...

daddit

That moment when you find out what happened when you were asleep...by the way our son is 2 and a half years old

daddit

Wife and daughter painted my kitchen and thought I'd be upset so they made me a little picture to make me laugh just in case, the kitchen looked amazing and this still made me laugh.

daddit

This awesome team helped my wife have an amazing experience delivering my first child!

daddit

Parenting hack (from r/shittyrobots)

daddit

God damnit......got shit on

daddit

Her "grocery" list.

daddit

Second kid, but there are still surprises! That mirror is three feet from the changing table

daddit

My son made something at daycare that looked disturbing. This morning I made this. Nsfw?

daddit

So this just happened to a friend of mine...

daddit

My kid managed to wipe and leave it on the roll.

daddit

A healthy baby bo-ahlls.

Unexpected, pics, daddit

From (nearly) 2lbs to 2 years old, very proud dad here just wanting to share a little love for this preemie princess for her bday

daddit

My son’s scar from his second surgery for Craniosynostosis :-(

daddit

Number just arrived. Can I do I get a discount on membership?

daddit

Anybody else feeling this?

daddit, u_Ace-RR, MemePiece

[PSA] Sliced my foot pretty good on an aluminum hello kitty lunch box my kids left laying around. Got 5 stitches. Better me than them! NSFW for the easily queezy

daddit

[NSFW] My daughter decided to paint the walls brown during a diaper-change this morning.

daddit

Second child is not happy to be born

daddit

So this just happened.

daddit

My 3yo drew me this "turtle" - I am very proud!

daddit, mildlypenis

So we're doing bath posts now?

daddit

My daughter got her first stitches last Saturday. :(

daddit

My boy's first Christmas with a hat that has great letter placement.

daddit

[NSFW] Unfortunately being a father has driven me to keep a box of severed heads in the kitchen.

daddit

Officially one year since covid forced me to be a stay at home dad.

daddit