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My dad grounded me because I told him I am an atheist. This is my passive-aggressive revenge. Here is a pic of him from ~1999.

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I don't think my 60 year old Dad realizes this stuff is visible by others

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I bought this book for my dad. Every page is blank

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As a dad with several daughters, this is my biggest fear.

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Can't tell if Bo is telling the cancer to get the 'F' out of Jack, or if Bo is pissed that Jack called his dad from the locker room.

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Update on "Ultra-christian dad who said homosexuality is a mental illness and that i'm going to hell for not going to church", this is his hard disk drive, since 2008. [NSFW]

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Oh god, this is what dad/son roleplay is? ...I would not have guessed.

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Not sure if this fits here, but my boss wanted me to go around the scales when she knows the truck is overloaded and chp already gave me a warning and said they are watching us. They said its not my ticket. Dad confirmed it is. Fuck you, boss.

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My dad showed me a picture of a famous cricketer from Sky news. He said "Is it me or is there a picture editor at Sky misbehaving?"

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What is the best thing on the Shane's menu and why is it the Big Dad

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This 45 year old dad/grandpa is stepping out of the closet ( of shyness) to hopefully give the beautiful ladies a fraction of the enjoyment they've given me. This is a year old pic. Using it only because I'm so excited to get approved that I wanted to pos

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M/5 11/235 lbs. Have put on a lot of weight since becoming a father. My confidence is pretty shot, and I feel I don't have the time to take care of myself anymore. Dad bod is real, and I have it big time.

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My dad has worn thick coke-bottle glasses all his life, and he recently got corrective surgery so he no longer needs to wear glasses. Family members keep asking me what he looks like now, so this is the picture I send them.

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[M/S] Is it blackmail or is it simply making a deal not to tell dad?

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My workday is over, but this dad's job is far from done. Another cuppa on this FFF to keep me going, although I'm open to other motivating ideas! ? Happy Friday y'all

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[NSFW] My Dad made a WhatsApp group chat for 'lads bant' with all the guys from his family, I don't know know if my Uncle thinks this is funby or just thinks the chat is for porn

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Kids are asleep and this Dad [34] is horny as fuck. Kik is on and I'm ready to bust ?

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Your dad just got remarried, meaning your new stepmom is none other than Christina Hendricks. She knows how badly you want her, and she plans to tease you every chance she gets. The question is, how?

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"All I do here is study, Mom and Dad... I promise"

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My mate is a model, her dad's mate came onto her, bet he hates how fit his daughter is. I'm still happy though.

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Dale Murphy is my dad and was one of the greats. Today is his last chance to make it into the Hall of Fame. I made this comic to show how I feel about it.

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The good news is that she loves you. The bad news is that she loves your dads cock. [Gf/Father/Cheating]

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My page is free, I just enjoy showing off :) if you’re into dad bods, my profile is https://onlyfans.com/iheartink

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We did a family swap, and my brother ended up in our mom’s body. This is how he’s been dressing. Our sister is in our dad’s body, and she’s been avoiding my brother because it makes her horny. I got lucky being in my sister’s body, at least I’m still youn

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My dad caught Corona but was refused treatment because he was uninsured. We were in the middle of a video call when he starting dozing off. He never woke up. This is the last picture I have of him.

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My dad found work during quarantine and his job is to cum on my teen tits everyday :) The salary is priceless ;)

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Was doing my makeup but got carried away with the fantasy of being held down by my dad's friends and raped in all holes until my vision is blurry and my body is shaking

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My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen.

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Little brother asked,“Why is your ass full of cum?" I replied,"Dad did this before going out.” He said,“Great lube.”

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Mom said the view would be better when we moved out of dad's house, and it definitely is.

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After getting cheated on by so many girls, you thought settling with Amy Schumer was the only hope for loyalty you had. What you didn't account for is what a whore she is, and how she'd offer ass to mouth to your dad right in front of you "for a laugh" th

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Your Dad was so happy about you offering him a weekend out of town together, away from your talkative Mother. He didn't know that the only reason why this is happening is so that I can take my time collecting your protection fee while he's not home.

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[Kik sapolik] Interested in roleplaying as neekolul. I would rp as a girl Who is active in politics and is very liberal. I want you to be old MAGA republican who is bestfriend with my dad. Only into slowly build up rp and detailed rp.

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This is what my new alarm clock is ever since my dad divorced my mom

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Samantha couldnt hang with the big dogs! LOL! Drunk ass bitch was wasted after 1 and 1/2 beers! HAHAHA! Weak ass bitch! Get up! Before I lick yo pussy! LOL JK! Wake up though Sam your dads calling! Lol! Bitch pussy is fun! I bet it is! I would have at lea

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My dad's house is really dirty, where is he?

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This is you, you thought you were home alone. Your dad (me) just walked in on your very popular but secret livestream. Kik is GerFirl, let's see what happens next?

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Hi. Nerdy mom here. I’m super nice, funny as fuck and I get filthy nasty on occasion. My page is free for the first 30 days which is all the time you need to find out why your dad starts fights with your mom after I show up at bake sales.

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Hi. Nerdy mom here. I’m super nice, funny as fuck and I get filthy nasty on occasion. My page is free for the first 30 days which is all the time you need to find out why your dad starts fights with your mom after I show up at bake sales.

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If dad could see under the water, he'd know why mom is so excited during her water aerobics.

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30 year old stoner dad who is seriously trying to get into SW, any feedback is appreciated, feel free to ask me anything

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