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My wife loves crocheting and I love boobs. Its a match made in heaven. (FYI, its a newborn beanie for a breastfeeding friend of hers.)

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Some slippers I made for my sister and her hubby for x-mas. NSFW

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xpost from r/dickbutt. My latest creation!

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Randy's Big Balls - commissioned job

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Housewarming gift to my friend, who moved away from his parents :D

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As promised, finished dick scarf. Slightly [nsfw]

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This was a really time consuming project, and I put it down six months ago and forgot about it. Finally mustered up the willpower to finish!

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lipbalm cozy

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Vibrator Storage Mitten

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I see your Camoflanties, and raise you hunting safety orange butt floss. (Banana for scale)

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First time free-handing a project; here's my "pineapple" halter top!

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Now it have a bra to.

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My freehand zombie hat, complete with dangling eye (maybe this counts as the cartoony gore NSFW tag the subreddit warns about?)

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I've finally finished this giant (ahem) gag gift! (NSFW)

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Granny square blanket made for a friend! NSFW for "colourful" language...

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Because I NEEDED it! (Possibly NSFW)

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So glad he's not cold anymore :) (maybe nsfw?)

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Update - he is not cold anymore :) (still nsfw)

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Another set of Cat Butt Coasters ready to go!!

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New top I just finished for myself. Been so busy with getting vending stuff ready I haven't been able to make myself a new piece for the summer :)

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I just finished this festival croptop.

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Is it too late for crop tops?

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I've had been a busy winter..

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I just had to try my hand at one of those cute halter tops :)

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Spent a huge amount of time coming up with a pattern with these tiny shorts

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Thanks to everyone's support, I finished the pattern to romper I posted about a month ago!

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First top I made!!

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[FO] nsfw My super bright orange halter top on my body (I failed at making the laces in the back look neat)

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Wanted to share my fairy dress! Made it to wear to a summer festival (it can get quite hot here in Florida!)

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[FO] The first top I've ever crocheted! I wore it to the Classic West festival over the weekend. [NSFW]

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Slightly NSFW Flasher Banana (free pattern by me, link in comments)

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My "unicorn" headband is looking a bit more... [NSFW] than I'd hoped

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Made a Dickbutt

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I crocheted a dick with blue balls! [NSFW] [FO]

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Crocheted bra

SnowWhites, crochet

[WIP] [NSFW?] This heart pattern really looks like something else ?

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I too made a crop top!

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Too late for Coachella, but at least I'm crop top ready for summer!

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[FO] Finished my dragon scales top!

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Crop top for Pride this past weekend!

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New washcloth for stubborn dishes.

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My first ever amigurumi and finished piece for my niece's first birthday. Taught myself to crochet at beginning of Feb. Lots of mistakes but I'm sure a 1 year old won't mind. Gerald the giraffe.

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Gerald the giraffe. My first amigurumi and finished project, for my niece's first birthday. Taught myself to crochet at the beginning of Feb this year. Lots of mistakes but I'm sure a 1 year old won't mind.

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Gerald the Giraffe. My first amigurumi and finished project made for my niece's first birthday. Taught myself to crochet at the beginning of Feb, lots of mistakes but I'm sure a 1 year old won't mind.

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Shirt I made for pride ft. My tumtum. ?

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[FO] Just finished sewing all the squares together for this swimsuit cover up! Just need to add a couple closures.

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I made a thing that I'm too fat to wear. I still love it.

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After years of wanting to, ive finally opened my own shop. Heres one of my sets im very proud of!

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So I made the swear dishcloth I’d seen a while back, and boy is it amusing!

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New post A lewd crochet hook I made

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So happy with my top completed today! Pattern by Nomad Sitches

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Another top complete! ^_^ this one is a gift for my sister :)

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About to hit summer here in Australia - first thing I've made just for meeee!

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After seeing someone else on here having made this blanket, I KNEW I had to make it for a very dear friend who’s favorite word is the F bomb. (NSFW)

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