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My boyfriend requested a "severed member amigurumi" for an art project

My boyfriend requested a "severed member amigurumi" for an art project and I delivered! :P (NSFW)

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I wish I had a penis to try it on. [NSFW]

I wish I had a penis to try it on. [NSFW]

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My silly partner made a Dickicorn hat. ;p [Queerchet]

My silly partner made a Dickicorn hat. ;p [Queerchet]

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Googled "yarn porn" Was not disappointed.

Googled "yarn porn" Was not disappointed.

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I made a C#@k-Monster (NSFW)

I made a C#@k-Monster (NSFW)

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NSFW I made this for a local comic. He promised to bring it on stage and take a drink.

NSFW I made this for a local comic. He promised to bring it on stage and take a drink. NSFW

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My friend made these for me. They're SO SNUGGLY!

My friend made these for me. They're SO SNUGGLY!

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I needed a win today after a serious mess up. Picked something goofy, not perfect

I needed a win today after a serious mess up. Picked something goofy, not perfect but fun anyway!

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Handmade isn't always best

Handmade isn't always best

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A Christmas gift commission (in progress). To be seen onto a scarf shortly. [nsfw]

A Christmas gift commission (in progress). To be seen onto a scarf shortly. [nsfw]

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I made a penis scarf too! [NSFW]

I made a penis scarf too! [NSFW]

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I've had some odd commissions, but this one takes the cake. (NSFW)

I've had some odd commissions, but this one takes the cake. (NSFW)

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The first one made for the bag of dicks...pattern in comments.

The first one made for the bag of dicks...pattern in comments.

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[NSFW] Sending some love to knit picks, because this rainbow dragon scale halter

[NSFW] Sending some love to knit picks, because this rainbow dragon scale halter is one of my favorite FOs

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[FO] The head is little wonky but I just finished a chapstick cozy (might be NSFW

[FO] The head is little wonky but I just finished a chapstick cozy (might be NSFW in a strict setting)

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My first bikini/bralette! (nsfw)

My first bikini/bralette! (nsfw)

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FO: Rainbow, dreamcatcher style halter [NSFW]

FO: Rainbow, dreamcatcher style halter [NSFW]

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I wonder if our grandmothers and great grandmothers, with their beautiful stitches

I wonder if our grandmothers and great grandmothers, with their beautiful stitches and intricate designs, could have ever dreamed those same stitches would be used to make an ugly camo penis cozy. NSFW

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[FO] My bag of dicks was successful and this was requested.

[FO] My bag of dicks was successful and this was requested.

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My second bralette! (nsfw)

My second bralette! (nsfw)

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[NSFW] [FO] Adult chapstick cozies.

[NSFW] [FO] Adult chapstick cozies.

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First no-pattern FO! I call it "hacky cack".

First no-pattern FO! I call it "hacky cack".

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Another one of mom's pieces from the 60s.

Another one of mom's pieces from the 60s.

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Another one of my mom's pieces from the 60s. If everyone's had enough of them, please

Another one of my mom's pieces from the 60s. If everyone's had enough of them, please do let me know.

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Another halter top!

Another halter top!

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Finished Halter Crop Top with Bikini Ties

Finished Halter Crop Top with Bikini Ties

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NSFW - FO - A customer requested a 'Dick Scarf'. I delivered. (PATTERN IN COMMENTS)

NSFW - FO - A customer requested a 'Dick Scarf'. I delivered. (PATTERN IN COMMENTS)

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I made another Dickbutt! And this time I took better pictures.

I made another Dickbutt! And this time I took better pictures.

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Learned to do lettering today for a bald friend [nsfw]

Learned to do lettering today for a bald friend [nsfw]

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[NSFW] I made a dick cat toy for funsies. I told my SO I was going to give it to

[NSFW] I made a dick cat toy for funsies. I told my SO I was going to give it to our kitten to train her to attack dicks. He was not pleased.

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I made a backless, halter, crop-top

I made a backless, halter, crop-top

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[FO] NSFW My first bralette style top! Super fun to make, not as intimidating as

[FO] NSFW My first bralette style top! Super fun to make, not as intimidating as I thought!

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XPost from r/pics - Donald Trump as a dick

XPost from r/pics - Donald Trump as a dick

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My kitty loves my latest creation (not sure how to classify it haha)

My kitty loves my latest creation (not sure how to classify it haha)

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I got a dress form for mother's day! Oh, and I made a festival halter. :)

I got a dress form for mother's day! Oh, and I made a festival halter. :)

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Fruity Bikini tops I made and will be adding to my Etsy ????

Fruity Bikini tops I made and will be adding to my Etsy ????

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[NSFW] So I made a thing... next time I'll have to use a smaller hook though.

[NSFW] So I made a thing... next time I'll have to use a smaller hook though.

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Summer ready!

Summer ready!

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I made my first crop top!

I made my first crop top!

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NSFW I made a flogger for a friend :)

NSFW I made a flogger for a friend :)

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NSFW: Naughty Cloths (for an Indie arts market)

NSFW: Naughty Cloths (for an Indie arts market)

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[NSFW] Enough of the cute stuff, I wanted to make something grotesque.

[NSFW] Enough of the cute stuff, I wanted to make something grotesque.

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My first wearable! Dont have a pattern, I kind of used a few and made up the rest.

My first wearable! Dont have a pattern, I kind of used a few and made up the rest. Caron simply soft yarn.

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I found out today that there's a Teen Pride event at our library tomorrow, so I made

I found out today that there's a Teen Pride event at our library tomorrow, so I made my daughter a Pan Pride tube top. [possibly NSFW, if they're really prudish]

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Made my first clothing!

Made my first clothing!

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Don't Care Bear with polymer clay eyes

Don't Care Bear with polymer clay eyes

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My first design! ? Cropped sweater

My first design! ? Cropped sweater

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My newest piece

My newest piece

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Finished this improvised colourful spiral bralette

Finished this improvised colourful spiral bralette

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Made a lazy outfit for myself!

Made a lazy outfit for myself!

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Scrap yarn Dildo Baggins

Scrap yarn Dildo Baggins

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So I accidentally made a dress (NSFW?)

So I accidentally made a dress (NSFW?)

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Mermaid Fairy Progress

Mermaid Fairy Progress

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