Jizz

Sexy Summer by xenobodyshop [I'm not even going to try to classify this]

futanari

Does this classify as a first date?

funny, pics

If you haven't seen this yet, then you are now classified as a virgin! (link in comments)

nsfw

I'll biologically classify however I want.

firstworldanarchists

I've heard guys called things like Bear, Otter and Wolf. What would I classify as?

GaybrosGoneWild, gaybros

The Gay Classifieds

GaySex

The Gay Classifieds

GaySex

There are some strange suggestions that pop up on Amazon when you're not signed in. I'm not even sure how this fetish would be classified.

funny, WTF

Does this classify as small? I do wonder if my gf is satisfied...

tinydick

The Gay Classifieds Website Worldwide

Gayerotica

About 5 inches or so, I'm pretty sure I classify?

tinydick

People tell me it's small. Classified as small?

tinydick, penis

What porno can almost be classified as a movie? [NSFW]

circlejerk

TIL this classifies as "pornography"

DotA2

Was browsing the Classifieds and...ohhhh myyyy....

funny

[M] I hope this classifies as an early christmas present!

gonewild, mangonewild, ratemycock

i[m] not sure if this would classify as inappropriate behavior at work? pms and comments very welcome

gonewild, ladybonersgw

Does (m)y body classify as a dad bod?

gonewild

Playing with my own image classifier, and found something funny. NSFW-ish?

SiliconValleyHBO

Could anyone please explain to me how this card isn't classified as a legendary minion?

hearthstone

I think this would be classified as a bubble butt

ass

I think this would be classified as a bubble butt

ass

I think I’d classify as slim thick?

asstastic, TikThots

Would you classify me as mil(f)? ?

gonewild

Would you play with mine?? They still classify as a handful ;)

EbonyBoobs

Do I classify as breeding material? ?

BreedingMaterial, PetiteGoneWild

Willing to see if this classifies as side boob

sideboob