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SRS's Lorrdernie claims SRS to be a downvote brigade while claiming to be male. Puh-lease.

PrivWhiteCismales

you got me to number 1, click here to claim your prize [f]

gonewild

My friend claims that she doesn't have a nice ass. She's given me her permission to prove her wrong.

girlsinyogapants

Going one step too far for karma, male redditor removes penis, claims it to be a chocolate covered banana.

KarmaConspiracy

If you want it, better claim it ;) If you want to claim this cock, send a PM my way and we'll get it sorted out!

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An ACTUAL dark karma conspiracy: OP claims he found a squirrel stabbed on a tree, he most likely stabbed the already dead animal if not killed it

KarmaConspiracy, quityourbullshit

Hanson Gregory claimed to have invented the ring-shaped doughnut in 1847 aboard a lime-trading ship when he was 16 years old. He claimed to have punched a hole in the center of dough with the ship's tin pepper box. [Wikipedia]

Fapucational

The "feminists' hypergamy" oxymoron is a reflection of the same paradoxical character feminists love to use for claiming how cool they are, since they can't claim how cool they are for their contributions to science, technology and progress, and for their

maledom

OP doesn't understand boobs, gets called out, claims to be woman, gets called out again.

quityourbullshit

FB Trash Claims Sex in WalMart Bathroom

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This guy always claims to date only hot women that love guns. This time I had to call him out.

quityourbullshit

female inferiority only submits to superior Men. feminism doesn't deny female inferiority; feminism claims female inferiority should be free to submit only to superior Men, and to not submit to inferior men. feminism claims women aren't inferior *to infer

maledom

My last 2 submissions were deleted because I claimed I was me. I'm still going to claim I am me (f)

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Can I claim your kids on my taxes?

BlackPeopleTwitter

Some o[f] you claimed I don't belong here....well allow me to try to change your mind

pawg

A reminder to take every rumor with a grain of salt. Back when the movie finished filming, someone went on 4chan claiming to be an editor for the film. He made a lot of claims that have now proven to be false.

DC_Cinematic

[NSFW] The body of Rev. Bill Larson clings to a window of the UpStairs Lounge, a New Orleans gay bar set on fire killing 32 people on the last day of Pride Weekend. Burial services for the dead were denied by most churches, and families refused to claim v

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[NSFW] The body of Rev. Bill Larson clings to a window of the UpStairs Lounge, a New Orleans gay bar set on fire killing 32 people on the last day of Pride Weekend. Burial services for the dead were denied by most churches, and families refused to claim v

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I came across this one in /r9k on 4chan. Note the teenage girl anime heads the artist stuck on the healthy "thicc" bodies. Pointing this out met with unproven statements of their own thin face claims and claims of all the other women they know with unchar

fatlogic

T_D find a viral picture of an interracial couple and claim it’s “white genocide.” plus casual sexism, for some reason.

BannedFromThe_Donald

Gary's newly implemented dress code for low-cut jeans was short lived after the sexual harassment claims jumped up 500% in the first week.

wheredidthesodago

Feminists when someone doubts their claims of sexual assault.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Peta making stupid and false claims about Australian sheep farms

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Mario claims Princess Peach's virgin pussy, knocking her up during the wedding reception (cianyo) [Super Mario Bros]

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Edelgard x Byleth - You see this? I lay claim to this ass (Minacream)

Fire_Emblem_R34, NintendoWaifus, FireEmblemWaifus

Rhea also claiming Byleth's ass (MinaCream)

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Petra considers this ass of Byleth, the "claimed" (MinaCream)

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Nothing beats the first the first fresh feminine gasp of a boy when he feels my cock claim his body as mine for the first time. The first entry is where you claim them.... the following entries are where you break them.

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Petra Stakes Her Claim on Professor Byleth

Fire_Emblem_R34, gentlefemdom

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Your New Stepsister Claims You [f4m][step incest][two adults living with their parents][you belong to me, but you'll like it]

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Futa pirate claiming that booty (BBCChanArt)

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Saving and Claiming Princess Zelda as your Prize. [Elf] [Thick Ass] [Breeding] [Human'd]

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I made a claim so he claimed me

taboocaptions

MOUNTAIN DICK WHITE BOY wanted to upload his "dick pic" Claims to be sitting on 13 inches! Damn lil daddy a whole ruler though?? And some? Idk what yall think? Claims he will fuck a dude girlfriend and she will never be the same again! I believe him! That

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Wolf-girl gets claimed by a big bad wolf (nowajoestar)

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The Schneenis claims another victim (janggun)

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Cashier girl claims you as her own, until she becomes your ACTUAL wife [Reverse-NTR] [Romance] [Part 2 of 2] [Commission] [Artist: aoi mikan]

hentaicaptions

"That was an amazing race, Commander. Now, would you like to claim your prize?" [Race Queen Atago]

AzureLane, AnimeGirlsMania

She claimed my husbands cock as hers but then she also wanted to claim me as her submissive. I always make sure I serve her anyway she wants

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She rubbed her hands up & down his stomach and took videos for us as he claimed my pussy and I claimed his huge cock. She gets to watch from now on, and I get to be his fuck doll ?

cuckquean

Don't you want to claim my little body? I like being claimed by all genders...

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