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Remember what happened the last time the GOP let citizens post on their site? (NSFW but real)

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Master PC, Model Citizen

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In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.

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The nut buster... here's the kicker, God had gifted it to you for over 6 thousand years, and 42 years ago, some dbags decided, where gonna go to war with our own citizens.

TTAMF

Excuse me miss? I think my meter just ran out of money. Just doing my part to be a good citizen.

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Nursing home citizen dressed up in classic movie role for calendar [via /r/movies]

WouldTotallyFuck

I know everyone is uploading funny citizen profiles, but his is actually a pretty cool Easter egg.

gaming

I'd like to make a Citizen's Arrest: Officer Larry DePrimo

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Charlotte McKinney Cotton Citizen shoot

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Brazilian police absent yet again in footage released of citizens beating an alleged thief and throwing him over the bridge into the river. (LiveLeak.com)

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Guess Who Else Is a Champ?: "John Cena has a slightly higher may-may load on its citizens than Applebee's. But it also has dank surpluses, universal upvotes, shorter ban times, and was recently rated by /b/ as the best restaurant for normies."

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Working class citizen

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Working class citizen

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Working class citizen

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The economy was booming with the new Empire, men citizens are getting richer, and women animals are getting happier in their new place

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This is a TV Ad running in our Empire's TVs for all citizens to see

MaledomEmpire

After the poll and popular vote, our citizens voted to legalize female meats, wild cunt can be hunted and their tender meat is on demand

MaledomEmpire, cannibalfetish

Many citizens enjoy eating these females because they are either wild cunts hunted, sold by their owners, or cows that stopped producing good milk

MaledomEmpire

The Citizen Cane of Jeff Knoll memes

kidstown

For Japanese-American citizens. Vote for the one who fights for you.

The_Donald

She got the citizenship and now she can be naked legally as a citizen and has all right of other cuties

PlanetNude

Figure 1: Citizens who voted with their vagina instead of a stronger democratic candidate.

ImGoingToHellForThis

OMG!!! SeNioR CiTiZen MUTILaTeD in a frEaK escALatOr ACciDENt. [NSFW] [NSFL]

PeopleFuckingDying

Bored watching star citizen videos

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After a while, you just sort of come to terms with being a Frettonese citizen while your mother is a ribbon.

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Prior to DFA registration laws, citizens were free to snatch FRA soldiers from the front and take them home. Many are still missing to this day.

RememberTheGenderWars

When I see the games my children play, I know which will become citizens and which will end up as ribbons.

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[Star Citizen] [xpost /slashw]

AnimeLounging

Crazed old man shooting helpful citizen. [NSFW/NSFL]

olddeadmemes

Upstanding citizen. Pm welcome

mangonewild

ON YOUR KNEES, CITIZEN!

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[NSFL] During and after the Tiananmen Square Massacre, the Chinese government ran over its own citizens bodies with APCs and tanks to "dehumanify" them and instill fear, before washing them off the street and out of their history.

WTF

Original Star Citizen butt

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Cop smothering a citizen

HentaiSmothering

"Hold very still, their vision is based on movement" - bear lessons on encountering senior citizens, probably

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The reason I backed Star Citizen in 2018 instead of 2013

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Freelancer MISC Damaged - Star Citizen

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A new senior citizen

normalnudes

You know I like to think it's my responsibility as a hopper to keep people safe in this time of quarantine, so when I saw this girl at a crowded beach, I new I had to get her away from there. Just a good citizen is all

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I'm a law-abiding citizen

hentai

Hottest celebrity Grandmas and Grandpas for Senior Citizen Day.

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Mr. Skin releases the sexiest Grandparents for National Senior Citizen Day

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pm me bowsette [Gerph] Unova provides the finest public wallsluts for its citizens

MancysMuses

I've heard the Citizen watch is squirt resistant to 200 meters

accidentalrolex

Crossover between "Citizen Kane" (1941), directed by Orson Wells & "Through The Lens" (2015), performed by Kimmy Granger & Jillian Janson

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After being detained for hitting a 5 year old kid ,Einar el vikingo, was released on Sunday afternoon. The Secretariat of Citizen Security released the 21-year-old man without specifying the degree of bail he had to pay, images of the gladiator under the

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