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New saga incoming!

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This sub in a nutshell

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Dressed as the man(?) himself for Halloween

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This familiar scene was spotted in the new Smash trailer.

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It’s happening.

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GenoSamuel just posted a peek at the script for Chris Chan Comprehensive History part 18

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So we have a blue electric hedgehog with one blue eye and a slightly green eye. Mmmkay

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Chris's transpassing timeline

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Chris Chan Word Cloud

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Chris’ (egocentric) response to Mary’s retirement.

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Clown World before Clown World

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Chris's garnishment (debt) case has been closed due to lack of garnishable income.

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Chris criticizing Sockness

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In one of his begging tweets, Chris paints a perfect picture of his own personality - "Shut up, do not hate, and help me if you can, please."

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White knight learns his lesson

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Zero days since Magi-Chan begged for money

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Shortly after the merge

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Chris - - - sorry, "Magi-Chan" still butthurt about a fictional plumber beating a fictional hedgehog in an old Death Battle video

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Son-Chu II: Barb's Cadillac Seville

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Chris's has psychic red flags, sends Sockness home

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Chris begs for $2,000-$3,000 for another pony convention

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This Youtube suggestion made me do a double- take

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Chris ships himself with... himself

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"Robertchu Back at Home": the most pathetic Shipfic card Chris has made so far

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"Sarahchu and Stevenchu" planted into Chris's head by Sarah and Steve

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Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech

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Some idiot tried to bribe Chris to stop trusting Sockness

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Someone on Twitter asks PickinyFelliny why she insists on enabling Chris' delusions with her Magi-Chan photoshops. Chris responds.

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Chris trying to act like Yoda while continuing to throw a fit over someone's interpretations of his "OCs"

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The same day Chris blocked me, I got a better job. I think this is how he blesses you?

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Chris tries to guilt-trip fan artist into replying to his demand for her Wild Sonichu redesign to keep the original tail

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More of Chris's meltdown over SNT; says the redesigns bother him worse than the time he got kicked out of TooManyGames

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Chris collaborated with Righteous to produce an Ad for his shitty card game.

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DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY!!!

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Chris's nasty attempt of a "Naco" (Kim Possible) using Taco Bell menu items...

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Barb's Rosechu form. A "redneck tomboy", and her power is to steal a shipping partner.

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Found Chris in Tetris 99 just now for the second time

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Idk guys, seems a bit GAY to me

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Christian Weston Redfield

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HELLO. TO. WORLD.

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Just noticed it's the sub's cake day. I guess me and the Chris Chan sub are birthday twins

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Chris Chan ain't right

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Fluffy_TG - "Honestly without cheating, how old do you think I am?". Chris responds.

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found classic Chris in watch dogs 2

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when you see an Oblivion gate and think it's a dimensional merge portal

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History repeats itself

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Chris's ritual circle

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Chris where are you taking me

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Chris thinks the world suffered a major loss because the sugar-coated "Chris Chan Vs The Internet" was canceled - also thinks it would have been the definitive documentary since it showed none of his bad behavior

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BOTH shins? Ian was a savage.

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Happy Thanksgiving from Benjamin Franklin in dimension C-196

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Hi everyone, CHRISTHONY CHANTANO here, the Internet's Busiest Music Nerd, and it's time for a review of the new Christian nd the Hedgehog Boys album, CHRISTIAN AND THE HEDGEHOG BOYS

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Not quite china, but still china.

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Please I gotta know Chris just said it's gonna happen again

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chris has scarred our minds

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Chris (who has spent nearly an entire year publicly pretending to be an imaginary cartoon character) makes an announcement - as Sonichu - that Chris doesn't need help and his mental health is "overpowered and healthy"

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Chris is selling gravel, yes GRAVEL, from his driveway as "personally blessed" meditation stones

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The Dimensional Merge (IT ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN!)

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The clock has been reset

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Heres the full version of that cursed meme

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