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Pretty proud of myself.

Pretty proud of myself.

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It was fate.

It was fate.

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The funniest answer we had last night.

The funniest answer we had last night.

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Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, pretty much.

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I won.

I won.

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I learned the hard way...

I learned the hard way...

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And our first winner from the 4th expansion goes to ...

And our first winner from the 4th expansion goes to ...

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Fast and Furious 6 was sitting right next to the card pile, I know I should feel

Fast and Furious 6 was sitting right next to the card pile, I know I should feel ashamed.

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My friend didn't know what Auschwitz was so she played it to get rid of it not knowing

My friend didn't know what Auschwitz was so she played it to get rid of it not knowing how it fit so horribly well.

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I couldn't help but laugh

I couldn't help but laugh

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We stopped playing after this was played

We stopped playing after this was played

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Bro. No.

Bro. No.

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Well that would certainly stop an orgy

Well that would certainly stop an orgy

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Championship Level CAH

Championship Level CAH

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My wife's winner last night. Top card first.

My wife's winner last night. Top card first.

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Maybe she's born with it....

Maybe she's born with it....

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We stopped playing after this happened.

We stopped playing after this happened.

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I love this game! The entire table died of horrible laughter after this was played!

I love this game! The entire table died of horrible laughter after this was played!

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Just putting two and two together.

Just putting two and two together.

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Scumbag stole my deck on Halloween, Cards Against Humanity sends an amazing gift

Scumbag stole my deck on Halloween, Cards Against Humanity sends an amazing gift

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Well, it's not wrong

Well, it's not wrong

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For my Cakeday I present a winning hand from new years eve.

For my Cakeday I present a winning hand from new years eve.

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We all exploded with laughter

We all exploded with laughter

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All this bullshit.

All this bullshit.

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This weekend's best play

This weekend's best play

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Worst. Day. Ever.

Worst. Day. Ever.

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Almost too perfect

Almost too perfect

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I got these on the first round

I got these on the first round

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Hitler was right?!

Hitler was right?!

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nobody could stop laughing after I played this combo

nobody could stop laughing after I played this combo

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My girlfriend just played this beauty.

My girlfriend just played this beauty.

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The rest of the table didn't get it, but...

The rest of the table didn't get it, but...

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Go 'Skins!

Go 'Skins!

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The CAH team fucked up my order; this is what I got in return

The CAH team fucked up my order; this is what I got in return

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It's not bestiality...

It's not bestiality...

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Latest game got relevant

Latest game got relevant

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My 18 year old sister-in-law's epic play.

My 18 year old sister-in-law's epic play.

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In the spirit of the new Star Wars movie..

In the spirit of the new Star Wars movie..

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Wouldn't surprise me if this has happened

Wouldn't surprise me if this has happened

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This was the first combo read, it won immediately.

This was the first combo read, it won immediately.

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I died when I saw this.

I died when I saw this.

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Even though they asked nicely, I still bought it.

Even though they asked nicely, I still bought it.

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Pretty content with my procedurally generated card

Pretty content with my procedurally generated card

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My aunt made my jaw hit the floor with this one.

My aunt made my jaw hit the floor with this one.

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As Australians, this one hit a little too close to home

As Australians, this one hit a little too close to home

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Player against my Jewish friend tonight. It was a hard decision.

Player against my Jewish friend tonight. It was a hard decision.

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It all makes perfect sense!

It all makes perfect sense!

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Art imitates life lol

Art imitates life lol

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I told my students (don't freak out, I teach at a university) we'd play CaH on the

I told my students (don't freak out, I teach at a university) we'd play CaH on the last day of class. I won a hand with this, and grossed every one of them out.

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My favorite that I played today.

My favorite that I played today.

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This was the best one from our most recent game

This was the best one from our most recent game

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I've never been more happy with a combo

I've never been more happy with a combo

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Possibly the best hand of the entire night.

Possibly the best hand of the entire night.

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This alone was enough to make the new Crabs worth it.

This alone was enough to make the new Crabs worth it.

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Magic Trick

Magic Trick

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So, I guess I'm one of the 100 who make the least

So, I guess I'm one of the 100 who make the least

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Won this one after some arguing...

Won this one after some arguing...

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Too soon?

Too soon?

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Had to do it

Had to do it

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