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Wear a skirt if you wanna walk around in heels!

Wear a skirt if you wanna walk around in heels!

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honey, that bikini looks horrible all twisted like that

honey, that bikini looks horrible all twisted like that

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Get some clothes that match girl

Get some clothes that match girl

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OMG! Those bracelets are so pretty!

OMG! Those bracelets are so pretty!

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Those socks look like quitters

Those socks look like quitters

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Geez, your bra strap is showing (x-post from /r/anythinggoespics)

Geez, your bra strap is showing (x-post from /r/anythinggoespics)

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waldo called

waldo called

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This is the first time I have seen someone wearing a bikini whose color matches so

This is the first time I have seen someone wearing a bikini whose color matches so much with the solo party cup!

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White pants?

White pants?

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Love the white shorts

Love the white shorts

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Loving the purple

Loving the purple

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Girl, that sweater is so 2013!

Girl, that sweater is so 2013!

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Girl, no one is going to care that your nail polish matches your shorts while you're

Girl, no one is going to care that your nail polish matches your shorts while you're playing volleyball!

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Where do i start? That blue shirt red shorts combination is trs chic and her ensemble

Where do i start? That blue shirt red shorts combination is trs chic and her ensemble has phat written all over it. Someone get these two on the catwalk before i lose my marbles.

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Awesome hat, but would not wear out on a date

Awesome hat, but would not wear out on a date

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Crocs are never okay!

Crocs are never okay!

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Looks like someones sweater is too old, time to replace it!

Looks like someones sweater is too old, time to replace it!

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Those Bangles Are Hideous

Those Bangles Are Hideous

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Who wears white in this kind of weather?!

Who wears white in this kind of weather?!

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Put on some socks for Christ's sake!

Put on some socks for Christ's sake!

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The jacket ruins the ensemble

The jacket ruins the ensemble

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Those red shorts are an eyesore. You can hardly focus on anything else.

Those red shorts are an eyesore. You can hardly focus on anything else.

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What a boring color choice.

What a boring color choice.

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If I were a colour, I'd be offended.

If I were a colour, I'd be offended.

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Olive is such a great winter color

Olive is such a great winter color

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that jersey looks fabulous on you!

that jersey looks fabulous on you!

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this girl is crazy for wearing short shorts that are so revealing!

this girl is crazy for wearing short shorts that are so revealing!

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This pattern makes me feel quite dizzy

This pattern makes me feel quite dizzy

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Raccoon hair to Zebra on acid really fast! Thumbs down.

Raccoon hair to Zebra on acid really fast! Thumbs down.

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She picked the PERFECT bikini color to match the ocean !

She picked the PERFECT bikini color to match the ocean !

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Purple really matches your tan

Purple really matches your tan

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Is the bra strap hangin' out really necessary?

Is the bra strap hangin' out really necessary?

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Can you believe this guy? This isnt the beach!!

Can you believe this guy? This isnt the beach!!

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The splash of yellow color, really helps those shorts pop.

The splash of yellow color, really helps those shorts pop.

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Without a belt, I would be afraid of a wardrobe malfunction.

Without a belt, I would be afraid of a wardrobe malfunction.

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those patterns look great, ladies

those patterns look great, ladies

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zipper on the side of jean shorts is atrocious (pics of equally atrocious back pocket

zipper on the side of jean shorts is atrocious (pics of equally atrocious back pocket in commments)

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I thought tennis was supposed to be played in a skirt.

I thought tennis was supposed to be played in a skirt.

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The necklace could've used a bit more contrast against your hair

The necklace could've used a bit more contrast against your hair

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Lace panty

Lace panty

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Not bad but I think hounds tooth looks better with red

Not bad but I think hounds tooth looks better with red

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careful not to spill on your outfit!

careful not to spill on your outfit!

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Love that leather handbag!!!

Love that leather handbag!!!

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Many knots and a lovely flower crown

Many knots and a lovely flower crown

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Avoid wearing pants low waist to the gym

Avoid wearing pants low waist to the gym

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The material of yoga shorts is very very tight

The material of yoga shorts is very very tight

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She knows the skirt doesn't have to be short to be saucy

She knows the skirt doesn't have to be short to be saucy

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The holes of her top will give a special tanning

The holes of her top will give a special tanning

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Her shorts seems to me ideal for the beach

Her shorts seems to me ideal for the beach

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Adidas makes bikinis?

Adidas makes bikinis?

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Pink looks great on you

Pink looks great on you

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This is the first time I see a piece of jewelry for the head

This is the first time I see a piece of jewelry for the head

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The white bottoms are a risky choice for the beach.

The white bottoms are a risky choice for the beach.

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those shorts could use some pockets

those shorts could use some pockets

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Her bikini is not well adjusted

Her bikini is not well adjusted

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I'd have gone with a black bracelet to keep the colours flowing.

I'd have gone with a black bracelet to keep the colours flowing.

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Fashion is also about safety. With a pattern like that, the lifeguard will never

Fashion is also about safety. With a pattern like that, the lifeguard will never lose sight of you.

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Please don't walk outdoors in your socks. You probably already have enough holes

Please don't walk outdoors in your socks. You probably already have enough holes to worry about.

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