Jizz

My ass just got pounded today, by a Redditor. Help me get this (NSFW) picture to the front page so he'll see it and call me for more.

pics

Hopefully you people nice people can help me here. And I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask... but what is this thing called? (The black thing over the bra)(X-post for my SO)

femalefashionadvice, lingerie

your sister in law who is staying for the weekend calls you into the bathroom to help her get your faucet working. You walk into her like this

nsfw

This is my favorite pair of underwear ever. I've had them for years. The manufacturer says they've stopped selling them (I've called.) Can you help me find a similar pair? (Life ribbed nylon/spandex button fly trunks).

Underwear

I've been broke and dopesick for two days now. After finally managing to take enough klonopin to knock me out, I woke up to a phone call from a very good friend and was told he was at my front door with "a little something to help me out". This was the be

opiates

Fire Girl - Help! Looking for suggestions to add some fantasy to my work in progress painting. What's she conjuring/calling in the woods? Thanks! [Mildly NSFW]

Fantasy

Looking for the gentlest, best JOI-er I've ever seen. Was in one Daily-motion video now down called "pov-jerk-off-dirty-talk-instruction-count-down-to-cum_redband." Please help!

joi

One of my appointments canceled, just waiting for my next call. Comments and PMs to help kill the time?

MassiveCock

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SexTherapy, bestof_gangbangs

Need to talk about #Swinging, #GroupSex, #Threesomes or more? Call 213-291-9497 for real-life help or a fun fantasy: https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/group-phone-sex-therapy/

SexTherapy, bestof_gangbangs

A HARD day for this #Toronto [M]D on call :) Any other naughty nurses care to help?

gonewild, DesiBoners, workgonewild, GoneWildScrubs

(M)y booty call left town for the week. Any ladies in the LA area want to help me with this?

gonewild

Looking for a Daddy to help out while I'm recovering from being sick. Pictures, videos, and phone calls ?

SugarBaby

SLUTTY and KINKY BBW looking for a big daddy to help me make ends meet. I like ir when you call me names. Tell me what you want from me, daddy. I'll be generous if you are ?

SugarBaby

SHOUTS OUT SMALLER STREAMERS ✓ APOLOGIZES TO ASIAN ANDY ✓ TRIES TO HELP LONELY BULLIED KID ✓ SHOWS LOVE TO HIS FANS ✓ KICKED FROM TWITCHCON ✓ THREATENED BY TWITCH STAFF ✓ CALLS OUT SJWS ✓ CRUCIFIED FOR HIS BELIEFS ✓ IT'S JESUS BRANDON

Ice_Poseidon

Moms helping me in my Art project called 'le cougar' by modeling for me

DirtyFamilyPhotos

Somebody help me with the title for this one. What would you call it? [53]

DadsGoneWild

I get banned from a sub for saying CNN is biased, call the mod a pussy, get muted, then have another mod unmute me to talk shit, then remute me. Not really helping the whole "pussy" argument. NSFW

CringeAnarchy

Ready for my next conference call... I may need some help though... Could you cum give me a hand?

BonersInPublic

I want to call Katheryn Winnick mommy as she milks my cock, any buds want to help make me cum for her? KIK "banditNAK"

jobuds

International Day For Elimination of Violence Against Women. Call 1-800-799-SAFE if you need help.

onmww

You can’t help yourself. It’s calling to you. That little nip. It’s been threatening to “slip” for a while now. You can see the bra-less outline of it just beneath the edge of my dress. Reaching over, you slide a finger beneath it and pop it out the rest

GoneWildPlus

My wife was looking fine as hell! We were about to get sexy when her mom called. Apparently she needed urgent help, and my wife didn’t wanna show up like this so she took my body and left me in hers. She told me to wait for her to have some fun, but I thi

bodyswap

"Finally! I told you it was me! It's called body hopping, like taking over anyone's body whenever I want! Geez, I'm glad my obsession with Mass Effect helped your realize it was me! (Dm for RP)

bodyswap

Buff Garfield! Buff Garfield! Someone call buff Helpy for... well... help

Dawko