Jizz

By Request...

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He's going to hate me for posting this.

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glasses

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half and philly

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DON'T FORGET

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Shots?

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I love me some (f)ucking absinthe!

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Tiny album (f)ull of silliness for my CA peeps.

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Won the award again

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Drunken nipple skype, courtesy of myself, cosmic_beard and kasketkase

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[Mmmm] Drink it up. Think of the stretch marks as arrows... to my dick.

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Fuck it, here's my (hopefully not-so) ugly mug (and chest)

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Fuck it, who cares, here's my dick

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Demonstrating talent in the workplace

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A limp uncut fiesta!

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My Grandma's Lips. Just kidding they're my testicles.

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I get asked to take the sweater off at the beach

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Here is my cock.

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Sorry. Didn't have a banana for scale.

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1.5 tits

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Schlitz literally gives me shitz.

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I hate me

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Why the fuck not. Can you fuckers stop asking now? Lol.

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The time has come!

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booty

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Me passed out

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I miss your piss

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Found this lying around

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Drunken bj getting me nice and hard.

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Hi. :) Vodka

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As requested: ass.

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Finally fucking nice out!

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This is how you buy vodka at 9am

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Whatever

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Toothpick for scale

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yall owe me big. this was not an easy pic to get

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Throwback Wednesday (tame)

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It's not only turkeys that get stuffed!

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Lounging

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Not your typical grandma. ; )

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Hohoho

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I can't find my bikini bottoms anymore :( so here's a picture from a few months ago.

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Sunday Panties

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Fuzzy

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Hmmmm

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it's little but like the energizer bunny it just keeps going and going and going

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Blacked out, applied for jobs. Went to the interview drunk this morning, got a call saying I got the job...somehow. Woo. Anyway. Here's my first post here.

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You Like You're Little Baby, Like You Like Your Drinks, Cool

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Adorably Realistic

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Bloated wizard. I'll try and slim down for a better pic before I chop it off.

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Think I should have skipped legs day, AKA my dad was a horse

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Well, I just sent in my application for a gangbang scene. They said specifically no pot bellies. Y'all think I'm safe?

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Is this sub dead?

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