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[M]y verification post (: Girlfriend's not home but you can recognize my tattoos

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[Human] Testing flairs. Image is not NSFW, but you can click it anyway

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[S2E7]Not sure if this has been posted but you can see a young Blake in the Velcoro flashback in episode 1

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[Round 30] /r/PictureGameAfterDark and /r/Trashy presents: This might not be the classiest music, but you can't deny that '1' is a masterpiece. 1) Name all 5 songs; 2) Name the talanted Detroit DJ; 3) Name the genre

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Day 10 - my stitches are still mostly in, I’m not sure what it’s supposed to look like at this point but you can see in the first picture there’s a little black “hole”... is this normal?

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I started a Twitter! Not sure how much I'll use it, but you can find it in my bio and in the comments on this post. :)

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Always mesmerized by this gif when I come across it. Not only does her perky little ass cause insta-boners, but you can definitely catch a glimpse of some very nice action in the front as well. ??

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I'm not gonna say this is the best on/off post of all time... but you can decide for yourself

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