Jizz

Cat, playing with wooden penis bottle opener [NSFW]

funny

I believe that's an open bottle of lube up on her headboard... right next to the teddy bear.

nsfw

I forgot my bottle opener...

pics, WTF

Open bottle of lube

RealGirls

My bottle opener. My dad got him in Greece.

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21st century bottle opener. Get one today!!

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My new bottle opener! NSFW ish

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When your boyfriend has the bottle opener but you don't want to wake him

MakeupAddiction

Welcome home. I baked a quiche and opened a bottle of wine. How bout I put on some music and you can tell me about your day?

ladybonersgw

Finally, a useful bottle opener. NSFW

funny

Nothing like a bottle of wine to get my wife to open up a little.

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Step one help friend put together daughters new Christmas gift. Step two open a bottle of whiskey. Lastly improvise while she's still away. NSFW

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Tikal bottle opener

memomagnetics

Magnetic bottle openers

memomagnetics

WTT: EC BLEND 12mg 100% VG brand new sealed 15ml bottles - one opened. 2 sealed hazlenut, one sealed banana, one sealed flavorless, one opened hazlenut

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Saw this bottle opener at my cousins place..

funny

The family bottle opener

funny

How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

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opening the bottle

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Penis shaped bottle opener.

pics

Opening bottles

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Let me open that champagne bottle

ConfusedBoners

Dads friends bottle opener modeled after a penis

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Bored at work, bottle opener for size. P(M)'s welcome.

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Ima gonna guess that is not the first bottle of wine opened here.

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We didn't even open the bottle of wine before she was on her knees.

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Come home to an open bottle of wine, and her jerking off in the kitchen

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I wonder why the bottle screamed when i opened it

ImGoingToHellForThis

Open up a bottle of champagne

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How to open a beer bottle

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How to open a beer bottle with a chopstick

instant_regret

Opened my hand while failing to open a wine bottle.

HadToHurt

For partying, meeting friends, or buying bottles of Coke - an open front top is always a great choice

AltBoobWorld

When someone opens the New Year's champagne bottle a little too close to your face

dicklips

Cursed_bottle opener

cursedimages

Not that bad I guess. Aftermath of a car accident (about a week ago). Got T boned in my little UTE and this is what my bottle opener keyring did to my knee.

MedicalGore

Opened the bottle I bottled again snapchat marklelady64

KindaLooksLike

Let’s open a bottle of wine and lay a blanket down in the yard ;)

420_Girls

THE BOTTLE OPENS AGAIN AND HERE WE GO AGAIN s!n?ap=agoclands

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