Jizz

It's gonna hurt if she sits on that bottle opener

Hotchickswithtattoos

has anyone seen my bottle-opener? ah - found it!

bikinis

Bottle Opener. [NSFW]

HighHeels

The bottle opener you never knew you had [NSFW]

pics

A bottle opener my grandfather bought 30 years ago and gave me today. Thank you, old pervert! [NSFW]

funny

Well, she did say we needed a new bottle opener [NSFW]

hotties, nsfw

Bottle Opener

Objects

That is one hot bottle opener!

nsfw

Nude girl trying to get her tan bottle open at the beach

beach

I refuse to bend to your bottle opening rules!

firstworldanarchists

She calls this move "the bottle-opener"

Objects

I see your bottle opener and raise you an entire rack of bottle openers.

funny, WTF

Perfect bottle opener

nsfw

[50/50] Wine bottle opener inserted into urethra (NSFW/L) | Miranda Kerr's photoshoot pics (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Bottle opener kept in the bathroom.... It's [F] ine.

showerbeer

Bottle Opener

NSFW_GIF

A bottle opener a friend brought back for me from vacation

bigdickproblems

PsBattle: This sexually excited bottle opener

photoshopbattles

Made a chode bottle opener for my buddy's birthday (semi nsfw)

Blacksmith

Found an Alien's head bottle opener!

funny

Built-in bottle opener

MensHighJinx

Bottle opener

Milfie

I lost my bottle opener...

GaybrosGoneWild

Who needs a bottle opener anyway...

collegesluts, fuckyeahcollegesluts

8" Wooden Dick Bottle Opener ($13.45 + $4.49 S/H)

AmazonWTF

The local museum is overflowing with new bottle opener designs.

ImGoingToHellForThis

My buddy went to Bali and all I got was this bottle opener...

funny

My buddy went to Bali and all I got was this bottle opener...

NSFWFunny

Anyone have a bottle opener?

Objects, anal, alteredbuttholes, HighMileageHoles, Amateur

Me vs the gfs bottle opener

sizecomparison

My softie lined up with the gfs bottle opener

softies

This bottle opener...

ATBGE

(M) I went to a friend house of mine's and they had a wooden dick bottle opener I wonder what she used it for??????other then bottles

gonewild

Popping that champagne bottle open

BetterEveryLoop, holdmycosmo, UpvotedBecauseBoobs, Whatcouldgowrong, yesyesyesno, UpvotedBecauseButt

Last place trophy for our GOT fantasy league. A bottle opener from the Ramsay Bolton collection.

freefolk

This bottle opener my wife bought in Spain.

funny, NSFWFunny

Bottle Opener

tightdresses

Bottle Opener

Turnonia

A new kind of bottle opener.

gifs, youseeingthisshit, WatchPeopleFallinLove, dontputyourdickinthat, holdmybottleopener

This bottle opener was under a buck!

ATBGE

Popping a Bottle open at the Beach

thighdeology

Popping a Bottle open at the Beach

ecchi

Popping a Bottle open at the Beach [Original]

awwcoholics

I couldn't....get the....fuckin bottle open....

GoneWildSmiles, shatteredporcelain

The shiny end of this bottle opener makes a great weed scoop (much neater bowl-packing)

StonerProTips

[Inanimate] Wine Bottle Opener by DustyError

Inanimate_TFs