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Girlfriend just got clip-ins. I'd say it's going well.

Girlfriend just got clip-ins. I'd say it's going well.

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Road rash hurts

Road rash hurts

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Watching the USA Pro Challenge when suddenly, boobies! (NSFW)

Watching the USA Pro Challenge when suddenly, boobies! (NSFW)

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Club always takes a daft photo of us pointing at something that isn't there, so I

Club always takes a daft photo of us pointing at something that isn't there, so I 'shopped it.

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New commuter and break in day!

New commuter and break in day!

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Doing it right

Doing it right

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Why its important to wear a helmet.. I wasn't

Why its important to wear a helmet.. I wasn't

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My Ultimate Bike Accessory

My Ultimate Bike Accessory

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Math Lesson! Shin + Crank Bros pedal = ? (NSFW)

Math Lesson! Shin + Crank Bros pedal = ? (NSFW)

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Think I ride my bike a Lil too much

Think I ride my bike a Lil too much

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I wish I could be a bike sometimes... (NSFW)

I wish I could be a bike sometimes... (NSFW)

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Hot steamy shower shot NSFW

Hot steamy shower shot NSFW

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Can you guys help me? Is this bike any good? (Bout to buy it)

Can you guys help me? Is this bike any good? (Bout to buy it)

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Cadel Evans on the attack up the cork screw to win the stage of the Tour Down Under.

Cadel Evans on the attack up the cork screw to win the stage of the Tour Down Under.

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Is this saddle height right?

Is this saddle height right?

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And so it begins (Slightly NSFW)

And so it begins (Slightly NSFW)

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Got door-checked by some guy getting out of a taxi yesterday. Here's some photos

Got door-checked by some guy getting out of a taxi yesterday. Here's some photos from the incident through 5 hours later getting 12 stitches. As careful as I am flying through the city I can't control people failing to look. Stay safe, guys! :) (Potential

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My buddy made a beautiful piece of art for a friend's birthday [NSFW]

My buddy made a beautiful piece of art for a friend's birthday [NSFW]

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Deserved this. First 80k in a while. [xpost r/showerbeer] slightly NSFW

Deserved this. First 80k in a while. [xpost r/showerbeer] slightly NSFW

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When mountain biking goes sour.

When mountain biking goes sour.

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My first wound in 2 years of mountain biking. Two lessons learned: 1) Don't brake

My first wound in 2 years of mountain biking. Two lessons learned: 1) Don't brake on a gravel hill 2) Always carry a first aid kit

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There is no hill i can't conquer, if i have her in front of me!

There is no hill i can't conquer, if i have her in front of me!

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Looking at some compact drops...These look like a dick (NSFW?)

Looking at some compact drops...These look like a dick (NSFW?)

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third breast at racing

third breast at racing

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I guess my LBS prefers Fox... (Mildly NSFW)

I guess my LBS prefers Fox... (Mildly NSFW)

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Friend came off worse with his chain, left a wound.

Friend came off worse with his chain, left a wound.

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"Lemme sniff yer saddle"

"Lemme sniff yer saddle"

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It's not even the middle of cross season in Europe. Europeans go hard!

It's not even the middle of cross season in Europe. Europeans go hard!

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BikeWenches!!!! With frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' tits!!!

BikeWenches!!!! With frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' tits!!!

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Bike love

Bike love

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I sacrificed a strava segment PR to stop and get this pic. I would have kept them

I sacrificed a strava segment PR to stop and get this pic. I would have kept them but not my taste.

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And now I need to figure out the best way to clean vomit off my keyboard

And now I need to figure out the best way to clean vomit off my keyboard

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This female cyclist is riding high so is her clothes

This female cyclist is riding high so is her clothes

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[NSFW] Watch out when crossing a train rail. There was some sand on it, tire slid,

[NSFW] Watch out when crossing a train rail. There was some sand on it, tire slid, fell down.

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Pocket RocketMan Malaysia!

Pocket RocketMan Malaysia!

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[NSFW] This would get me up every mountain

[NSFW] This would get me up every mountain

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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

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My body after a summer of road cycling

My body after a summer of road cycling

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DIY Front Rack - quick and easy!

DIY Front Rack - quick and easy!

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I just got door checked.

I just got door checked.

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[nsfw] Got some road rash earlier in the week...

[nsfw] Got some road rash earlier in the week...

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Steel is real......sexy.

Steel is real......sexy.

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My wife was jealous when I said I was going to take a shower with my love

My wife was jealous when I said I was going to take a shower with my love

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My rack wasn't providing much wheel spray protection. Hope my new mod will fix that.

My rack wasn't providing much wheel spray protection. Hope my new mod will fix that. [NSFW]

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New cap!

New cap!

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ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!

ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!

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NSFW: can anyone tell me more about this Rim‽ do they come in 29"?

NSFW: can anyone tell me more about this Rim‽ do they come in 29"?

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You don't always need the fanciest bike to have fun NSFW (x-post /r/bottomless_vixens)

You don't always need the fanciest bike to have fun NSFW (x-post /r/bottomless_vixens)

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PSA: don't cross rails at an angle < 30 degrees

PSA: don't cross rails at an angle < 30 degrees

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Be careful out there- I don't even know what to say about this one.

Be careful out there- I don't even know what to say about this one.

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I joked that it's a shame Garmin doesn't let me set custom replies like "Out

I joked that it's a shame Garmin doesn't let me set custom replies like "Out riding, send boobs. Sent from my Garmin" Now, if my friends (and wife!) see "..... sent from my Garmin", they send me ( . )( . ) 's.

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Stop to pay respects.

Stop to pay respects.

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Hit a kerb, dislocated thumb - anyone else had this injury?

Hit a kerb, dislocated thumb - anyone else had this injury?

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