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Bert just doesn't understand the lingo these days.

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I'm surprised that I haven't seen more posts from BertIsEvil.tv

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Bert is horrified with Ernie's idea NSFW

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[NSFW] Ernie's little buddy

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Ernie's penis (NSFW)

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Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures

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This isn't the kind The Count recommended

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Bull's-eye (NSFW)

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Bert Really Loves Little Animals

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Elmo asks Telly if he wants to come back to his place.

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"If this were a free country, I would be able to freely kill myself!"

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They could not help but stare [NSFW]

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Bert convinces Ernie how easy it will be to finally let reddit know who they really are.

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Where were you on 9/11?

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They won't even pay for her "services"...

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Full Metal Ernie

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They sure do love giving blowjobs. [NSFW]

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Ernies secret sex dungeon

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ABCD....

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He Wasn't Even Being Discreet About It

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Train Delay (NSFW)

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"Why don't you ever touch me anymore, Bert?"

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"What's the matter with kids these days?"

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Thinking of you. [NSFW]

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The art museum was fun.

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Elmo was supposed to make sure Jim Carey didn't interfere, but Elmo feels the erection [NSFW]

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Bert Strips

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Bert Strips? Not anymore!

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Oh Ernie Get a room

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There can only be one...

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Late night TV with the Count!

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The sub is TECHNICALLY called Bert Strips :^)

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Kosher, much?

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The look of horror washes over Ernie's face as he felt the crunch

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Where's her nose though? [NSFW, even for this sub]

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P is for -

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Learn To Read With Heart Of Darkness

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Erotic Novels + Bert Strips = Berterotica? Ooohh, my kinky stars!

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This is for you, Liviu Librescu.

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Dirty penis

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Pearly Whites

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He'll just lie there and hold you afterwards also.

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big turdy

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Shut up you bitch we are not even close to started

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only the best.

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sadder than Marley and me.

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His voice was irritating as fuck too.

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Nocturnal emissions can be fun!

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What? Too much?

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The good old days...

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Slurp slurp yum yum

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Mystery of the Decade

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Dear Nephew Gobo...

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4 cocks 1 gurl

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My stupidest bertstrip ever.

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Elmo's backstage pass to the nutcracker is quickly revoked.

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Porky tells God that he had mistaken her for a 9 year old boy

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It's fresh squeezed, tugged, and jerked into that glass...

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Honestly this felt a bit too easy

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