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The Chinese may be leading us in the medal count but I think I know what they're trying to make up for.

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You can always count on your boys to be there for you if you ever pass out drunk on the bathroom floor!

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Think I Count as an Otter? First Post, be gentle plz!

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I [m]ay be skinny, but I'm fat where it counts

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Now who could have set that view count? Could it be... SATAN!? [NSFW due to band name]

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Not sure if this counts or not... but remember Aki Ross from 'The Spirits Within?' She was intended to be the first "digital celebrity" to appear in multiple films. While she only starred in one, she did some modeling, err... computer modeling. [NSFW]

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I may not be that big, but I'm enthusiastic, and I aim to please, so that's gotta count for something. If you like it let me know

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Looks can be deceiving; it's what's *underneath* that counts!

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Does this count as being a couple?

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(m)ay not be huge but I know how to use it. That's what counts right?

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I think this counts, though 'cute' may be an understatement

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54 days and counting until a guy I met on Reddit will be giggling these ??

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(m) CTC. Cut The Check. Otf only the family finna be right. CTC count up. And I'm not talking tax dollars?????????????even though I get those too?????CTC LORD IS MY SHEPERT 13YRS I WAITED.

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[M][F] being a good co-pilot while daddy drives ?? (does this count as multitasking?)

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With me being 6'5" this counts as missive right?

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Might be good to know if she thinks those things count as cheating then. momentgirl momentgirl momentgirl . com

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They say you should always be kind to strangers - does this count?

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Love being such a slut... join my body count?

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(35) I may not be big all over but I think I am where it counts

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