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A good girlfriend is a cheating girlfriend.

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He knows how she likes it.

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He kicked you out of the party. She stayed.

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Give them the benefit of the doubt!

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Your mother either gave him the best tit-job or the sloppiest blow-job EVER.

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Everyone gave her a carrot to nibble.

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[mom] It's been, like, two hours already.

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[mom] This makes you the gang's whore's son.

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[mom] Your mom's big day.

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[mom] Can't they give your mother a break?

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What's worst?

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[mom] At least she is safe now.

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[mom] You stealthily left your phone on your mom's bed and... (Link to AUDIO inside).

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[Mom]'s cooking wasn't that great, but your bullies didn't mind

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[Mom] - Sometimes your bullies have mercy

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[Mom] gets tricked by your bullies' 'science'

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[mom] He actually calls it "marking for the night". If you wash your face, both of you will get punished.

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I'm terrified to think of what he's gonna demand next. [Wife]

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[mom] You TOLD her she can't go jogging like that!

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[mom] "My mom says she's ready, Chad..."

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[mom] What else could she do to help?

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[mom] Your mom being a slut on the nude beach. Right in front of you. Nothing too surprising.

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[mom] That's what her body is for.

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[mom] Mom: *whimper* Her lover: "Shut up, slut. Stick it out... Loosen up a bit or I'll show it in like that. That's right, you little skank, take it deeper. Hold it in... Don't push it out... There you go, you little skank..."

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When she fights my battles

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[mom] Oh come on, of course you aren't THAT naive--you understand what's going on. But this "secretary" job pays very well AND, judging by the pantyhose... they only fucked mom's face, so it DEFINITELY could have been much, much worse.

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[mom] Incidentally, what happened also allows mom to instantly win ANY argument with you now...

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[mom] Don't worry, she loves you too, but don't forget the rule: you prepare her and scram in time, or you'll get beaten up!

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[mom] Your mom has some weight in the company.

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[mom] A who? Speak clearly, young man.

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[Mom] becomes the school nurse

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[Mom] tries to solve your bully problem using her MBA degree

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[Mom] puts out a room for rent. Your bullies respond.

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Look what being such a pathetic, defenseless, spineless WIMP does to your female family members!

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[mom] Phew!

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It doesn't matter who it is, alpha cock is alpha cock and your bully gets what he wants

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[mom] The bed has been creaking for hours.

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[mom] She was exhausted, so, after untying her, you had to carry your naked, cum-covered mother in your hands.

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It's going to be a long hour, loser

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Lick it clean, because...

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[sister] "Dear diary, I've changed my fucking mind. My big brother really is...

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[mom] You should become a goddamn sleuth.

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You Just have to accept your fate.

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What a bully!

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My older sister sent my bully this picture and text. Do you think my bully throat fucked my older sister?

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