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At the hardware store? Come on, mom....

At the hardware store? Come on, mom....

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Dat Tampon String

Dat Tampon String

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EH EH OH GET OUT OF MY MOUTH

EH EH OH GET OUT OF MY MOUTH

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Oh what ya got there, son?

Oh what ya got there, son?

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Learning Young

Learning Young

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Baby and a Bong

Baby and a Bong

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That can also be used as a flotation device

That can also be used as a flotation device

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Nice ass, mom

Nice ass, mom

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Fuckin classy, mom

Fuckin classy, mom

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"Thanks for the help, mom"

"Thanks for the help, mom"

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Sex Ed for the home schooled?

Sex Ed for the home schooled?

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The perfect child seat.

The perfect child seat.

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There is no way mom won't be able to give her full attention like this.

There is no way mom won't be able to give her full attention like this.

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Shit, mom's been drinking again.

Shit, mom's been drinking again.

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I bet that kid makes watered down drinks

I bet that kid makes watered down drinks

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OK Bobby, play here until mommy gets back.

OK Bobby, play here until mommy gets back.

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Fucked up priorities

Fucked up priorities

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The duel-purpose thong is great for teething as well.

The duel-purpose thong is great for teething as well.

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Mom likes to keep the family classy.

Mom likes to keep the family classy.

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Don't you just love "Bring Your Child To Work" day?

Don't you just love "Bring Your Child To Work" day?

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Damn mom, can't you clean the mirror first?

Damn mom, can't you clean the mirror first?

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Id want to end it too

Id want to end it too

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Gotta lock the kid up so she isn't hurt by the duckface.

Gotta lock the kid up so she isn't hurt by the duckface.

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Just a quick shot before she notices I'm practically undressed.

Just a quick shot before she notices I'm practically undressed.

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We'll just pretend we are at the zoo.

We'll just pretend we are at the zoo.

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Does the baby in front of me make you horny?

Does the baby in front of me make you horny?

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Every kid needs a good role model.

Every kid needs a good role model.

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Everyone gets something to suck on.

Everyone gets something to suck on.

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Her being asleep makes this completely acceptable.

Her being asleep makes this completely acceptable.

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Lil' Toddler shows where dat junk in da truck is at.

Lil' Toddler shows where dat junk in da truck is at.

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Vanity before hoops.

Vanity before hoops.

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Showing off some thigh can work you up a thirst.

Showing off some thigh can work you up a thirst.

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Just a little bonding time.

Just a little bonding time.

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Don't worry, he's too young to understand.

Don't worry, he's too young to understand.

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Gotta learn them early.

Gotta learn them early.

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Porn on the TV?  Time to bust out the baby.

Porn on the TV? Time to bust out the baby.

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Arms over boobs + Young boy in the background = HOT

Arms over boobs + Young boy in the background = HOT

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Nothing says "sexy" like posing with your toddlers next to you.

Nothing says "sexy" like posing with your toddlers next to you.

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Can i play with those too?

Can i play with those too?

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Learning gun safety, starting young

Learning gun safety, starting young

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Mom Smash!

Mom Smash!

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Saw this on /r/WTF today

Saw this on /r/WTF today

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That baby is a peepin tom

That baby is a peepin tom

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At least their in the slow lane. That's smart thinkin.

At least their in the slow lane. That's smart thinkin.

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The Surgeon General warns agasint Jackhammers while pregnant.

The Surgeon General warns agasint Jackhammers while pregnant.

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Just killing some time while he takes his bath

Just killing some time while he takes his bath

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Yeah mom, great pose!

Yeah mom, great pose!

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Just a quick sip.

Just a quick sip.

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Setting a good example

Setting a good example

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All those smiles are about to fade in 3...2..

All those smiles are about to fade in 3...2..

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Wow, the photo on the back does show more

Wow, the photo on the back does show more

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At least I have padding if I fall forward

At least I have padding if I fall forward

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Play with this while mommy shows off her cleavage.

Play with this while mommy shows off her cleavage.

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One way around the "No Children" rule.

One way around the "No Children" rule.

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At least she is covering her eyes

At least she is covering her eyes

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Chip off the old block

Chip off the old block

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We're gonna send THIS one to CPS!

We're gonna send THIS one to CPS!

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