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This is my desktop, what do you think? (mildly nsfw image)

This is my desktop, what do you think? (mildly nsfw image)

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IPhone4 takes pictures (Full size straight from iPhone) - NSFW

IPhone4 takes pictures (Full size straight from iPhone) - NSFW

apple

Oh, just another picture of Steve Jobs in a turtleneck.. [NSFW]

Oh, just another picture of Steve Jobs in a turtleneck.. [NSFW]

apple, pics

Jiggle those icons, baby. [NSFW]

Jiggle those icons, baby. [NSFW]

pics, apple, funny

surprise shot of UNIX and OS X geek girl at the beach (NSFW)

surprise shot of UNIX and OS X geek girl at the beach (NSFW)

apple, Ubuntu, beach

I never knew Mac Dictionary would surpass Urban Dictionary (mildly NSFW)

I never knew Mac Dictionary would surpass Urban Dictionary (mildly NSFW)

apple

C:\Windows? But... But... I'm on a Mac!

C:\Windows? But... But... I'm on a Mac!

apple

It Was Going Well Until He Started Getting Pushy and Asking Me to Show My Boobs

It Was Going Well Until He Started Getting Pushy and Asking Me to Show My Boobs

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And that's how i was convinced to buy my iPod.. [NSFW]

And that's how i was convinced to buy my iPod.. [NSFW]

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i finally bought a mini display port to HDMI adapter for my iMac. hooked up my ps3

i finally bought a mini display port to HDMI adapter for my iMac. hooked up my ps3 and look what resolution it supports! (Belkin av360)

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I upgraded to Lion last night, and now I have an itch that I cannot scratch ಠ_ಠ

I upgraded to Lion last night, and now I have an itch that I cannot scratch ಠ_ಠ

apple

Steve Jobs and wife Laurene Powell

Steve Jobs and wife Laurene Powell

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No porn on the app store? Alien Blue just laughs in their faces. [NSFW?]

No porn on the app store? Alien Blue just laughs in their faces. [NSFW?]

apple

iPhone Siri - Blowing more than your mind!

iPhone Siri - Blowing more than your mind!

apple, pics

"an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

"an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

nsfw_gifs, WTF, apple, toonicepowers, funny, ConfusedBoners

Steve Jobs under a large lamp

Steve Jobs under a large lamp

apple, pics

This Exists.

This Exists.

apple, pics

LOL@AT&T's idea of a "4G" connection!

LOL@AT&T's idea of a "4G" connection!

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Fleshipad Holder

Fleshipad Holder

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[x-post from Apple] My buddy broke up with his gf, and this happened.  I thought

[x-post from Apple] My buddy broke up with his gf, and this happened. I thought /r/tech would appreciate it more than others.

technology, apple

I'm Ron Burgandy?

I'm Ron Burgandy?

apple

If you option-click the wireless icon in the dock you get a lot of cool information

If you option-click the wireless icon in the dock you get a lot of cool information about your connection. Cool!

apple

The best Siri Review ever....

The best Siri Review ever....

apple

Looks like Spider Man was playing at the London IMAX that day...

Looks like Spider Man was playing at the London IMAX that day...

apple

Meanwhile at Apples headquarters

Meanwhile at Apples headquarters

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You did what with your iPad?

You did what with your iPad?

apple

is it just me or this wildly inappropriate for google news

is it just me or this wildly inappropriate for google news

apple

I was checking out the new iTunes UI and the album viewer made an awkward color choice

I was checking out the new iTunes UI and the album viewer made an awkward color choice for the font.(NSFW-ish)

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Optimizing my system for speed

Optimizing my system for speed

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I have a voracious appetite for new music, so I organize my playlists like this.

I have a voracious appetite for new music, so I organize my playlists like this. I don't know how I'd live without it.

apple

After three days of getting bitten in the ass by the DND bug, I updated my reminders

After three days of getting bitten in the ass by the DND bug, I updated my reminders for the next five days. It'll have to do.

apple

Fuck.

Fuck.

techsupportgore, apple, androidcirclejerk, funny

Was at the Apple store when...

Was at the Apple store when...

funny, apple

Got tired of Siri, but had forgotten what I told her my nickname was - laughed hard!

Got tired of Siri, but had forgotten what I told her my nickname was - laughed hard!

apple

Wow, OS X really can do everything!

Wow, OS X really can do everything!

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I asked Siri to remind me to download Buffy. This is what she heard...

I asked Siri to remind me to download Buffy. This is what she heard...

apple

I've got to say, Apple Maps is exceptionally well at eliminating the ambiguity of

I've got to say, Apple Maps is exceptionally well at eliminating the ambiguity of crowded areas.

apple

How comes whenever I have a timer set it always displays 00:00 on the home screen?

How comes whenever I have a timer set it always displays 00:00 on the home screen?

apple

Welcome, Apple. Seriously.

Welcome, Apple. Seriously.

apple

Think different.

Think different.

apple

Since i bought my macbook in -09 i have put insulation tape on stress-frayed parts.

Since i bought my macbook in -09 i have put insulation tape on stress-frayed parts. Today, i finally bought a new charger, and removed the old tape... (NSFL)

apple

Things have really since Steve Jobs left *NSFW*

Things have really since Steve Jobs left *NSFW*

apple

I finally got Siri to sing today.

I finally got Siri to sing today.

apple, pics, funny

Curse You Technological Old Age!!! Sent from my iPad3

Curse You Technological Old Age!!! Sent from my iPad3

apple

[NSFW] What the hell Apple? When Private browsing becomes not so private. Mildly

[NSFW] What the hell Apple? When Private browsing becomes not so private. Mildly NSFW

apple

My Apple Watch depresses me sometimes

My Apple Watch depresses me sometimes

apple

Antenna update - removed ability to preview NSFW content

Antenna update - removed ability to preview NSFW content

apple

The sole purpose of handwritten iMessages

The sole purpose of handwritten iMessages

apple

Noticed the new MBP comes with an accessory kit. Anyone know what this is?

Noticed the new MBP comes with an accessory kit. Anyone know what this is?

apple

NSFW - BIG BEAUTIFUL PORTS - TRIGGER WARNING

NSFW - BIG BEAUTIFUL PORTS - TRIGGER WARNING

apple, sysadmin

MacBook Pro TouchBar don't get caught out!

MacBook Pro TouchBar don't get caught out!

apple

PSA: British Public Transport Now Available on Maps

PSA: British Public Transport Now Available on Maps

apple

Is it an iPhone 8 or are you just happy to see me?

Is it an iPhone 8 or are you just happy to see me?

apple

[NSFW] You’re damn right it does.

[NSFW] You’re damn right it does.

apple

Why are iPhone apps still rendered in pre iPhone 5 form when not 2Xififed

Why are iPhone apps still rendered in pre iPhone 5 form when not 2Xififed

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Am I the only one annoyed by this?

Am I the only one annoyed by this?

apple

NSFL My MacBook charger after 4 years of use

NSFL My MacBook charger after 4 years of use

apple

Fuck you Apple News for spoiling Endgame for me. (⚠️MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILER ⚠️)

Fuck you Apple News for spoiling Endgame for me. (⚠️MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILER ⚠️)

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