Jizz

Anon masturbates

4chan

Anon needs help getting chicks.

4chan

Anon live changed because of toilet paper [The best greentext story I have ever read]

4chan

Anon makes /b/ jelly

4chan

Anon fucks a wrong twin

4chan

Anon Asks for Advice on How To Finger His GF

4chan

Anon describes the ultimate lifehack

4chan

Anon wants to see a pussy

4chan

Anon needs a pic

4chan

Anon freaks out (Possibly NSFW?)

4chan

Anon's kinky neighbor.

4chan

Anon gets #rekt

4chan

Anon talks about God-tier movies

4chan

Anon describes vagina taste perfectly.

4chan

Anon goes literally autistic

4chan

Anon's friend has a theory

4chan, Unexpected

Anon doesn't appreciate the heavier patients. (x-post from r/4chan)

fatpeoplestories

Anon discusses porn

4chan, lewronggeneration

Anon knows what's up

4chan

Anon bangs a landwhale (NSFW)

4chan

Anon and his ''straight'' friend

4chan

Anon recognizes a celebrity

4chan

Anon wants some rule 34

4chan

Anon moonwalks out, hits rock bottom

4chan

Anon on Condors

4chan

Anon wants advice on how to last longer in bed NSFW

4chan

Anon likes multigrain

4chan

Anon likes worms

4chan

Anon's Going to Lose His Virginity

4chan

Anon goes on a date aka "how to green text properly"

fatpeoplestories, mistyfront

Anon's Sick Story (NSFW)

4chan, The4chon

Anon has a strange D&D experience (NSFW?)

DnD, furry

Anon explains bipolar

4chan

Anon tries to bang his mom

4chan

Anon wants a picture Photoshopped[NSFW]

4chan

Anon on /gif/ recognises a celebrity [NSFW]

4chan, The4chon, rickygervais

Anon wants a pair of fuckpants

4chan

Anon's thoughts on diapers (NSFW)

4chan, The4chon

Anon shows off his desk

4chan

Anon's curious

4chan

Anon has a date

4chan

Anon is 8

4chan

Anon gets dubs

4chan

Anon on big tits

4chan

Anon doesn't like pussy

4chan

Anon knows the cure to depression

4chan

Anon cucks BBC [NSFW]

4chan

Anon's dirtiest sex memory

4chan

Anon is Kill

4chan

Anon thanks the mods for keeping /b/ safe

4chan

Anon is a cuck

4chan, DankMemeArchive

Anon on flexibility

4chan, greentext

Anon puts an "E"

4chan

Anon writes a poem

4chan

Anon wrestles a hooker.

4chan

Anon can't understand

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Anon dates a furry

4chan

Anon goes to the strip club

4chan