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I'm shy and this is my [f]irst time posting. So here's a high res pic of my microUSB port and 3.5mm audio jack. Be gentle.

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DAE remember Gingerbread? Fuck, I'm old.

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My [F]ine Back. Look at those sprinkles glitters HOLO.

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Such a small thing but the recent happenings have pushed me to buy that Android tablet. Totally pissed at Apple right now. [WE DID IT REDDIT!]

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[NSFL] iOS7 has a Touchwiz theme. [childish colours]

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LITERALLY THIS

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War crimes

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Fucking Crapple

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Shattered iPhone 5c [NSFW]

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NEXUS NEXUS NEXUS

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[NSFW] [NSFL] May Duarte find in his #HOLO heart to forgive them, for they have sinned

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I tried to commit Class 0 suicide, Got a worse outcome, DAE HOLO?

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PETITION TO ADD /R/MINECRAFTCIRCLEJERK TO A LIST OF UNAPPROVED SUBBREDDITS!!!!

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I told an iShill that the Mac Pro looked like a garbage bin. He didn't believe it, now he's in it.

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[NSFL] You know the apocalypse it's starting when Android Police puts a screen shot of Nexus 5 with iOS 7 status bar.

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Petition to add Diomedea to list of unapproved company.

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Petition to add ClockworkMod to unapproved companies for defiling our Nexus devices with iOShit 6 linen

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Worst screenshots? How about your best STOCK дndЯoid screenshots? I mean Android. And Stock. Completely Stock. Screenshots. Yay!

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iPhone 6: Bigger than bigger

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'Revolutionary' 64bit processor with enough ram to utilise it fully.

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(NSFW) Prepare your orgasms

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Here's an album filled with Lollipop porn

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Did this on my gf iPad mini.

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The Dream Smartphone! (ever)

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DAE material design > iOS?

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Tonight Matthew, my phone's party trick is that it's an iShit [NSFL, iShill whining]

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[NSFW] Praised be duARTe!!! I am smitten with his glorious creation. The Nexus 6 is truly the greatest phone ever made. For your fapping pleasure.

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Phones that work in the cold -- Just master race things.

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DAE remember hitting on this piece of shit? Fuck I'm old.

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This, THIS is what that shillery known as Xposed allows. (Warning: NSFL)

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Petition to add me to the list of known heretics

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Meanwhile, at the SS headquarters

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Petition to add my my TV to list of unnaproved tv's. Warning: NSFL eyebleach required

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[NSFW] [NSFL] Hardware not fit to call itself Android

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Good night, sweet prince.

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[NSFL] A MATCH MADE IN HELL

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Android N codename leaked

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I couldn't believe what I read. [NSFL]

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This is what I did to the Macbook pro at the Apple store

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WHAT IS THIS HERESY

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[NSFW] The fuck are these two iPlebs doing at the Android Marshmallow statue unveiling?

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NSFW!!!

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Parents went through my internet history and found this... guess this is the end...

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I used to have a Nexus S manually flashed to Verizon with a bullshit MEID with CyanogenMod installed about 3 years ago...

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I improved my Nexus 6! It's better now, I promise! ;)

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White Chocolate Flavored Porn

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[PG-13] Shills

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[NSFL] Forgive me lord, for i have sinned...

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[NSFL-HOLOYOLO] Google still using Holoshit in their Chrome screenshots

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My brother's Windows Phone is telling him to buy a Nexus.

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Scott Forstall -

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Just arrived at apple confrence

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[NSFW] Our holy browser advertising material design in its header

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Android O [leak]

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[NSFW][NSFL][GORE] My girlfriend's Nexus 5 after dropping it face first on concrete.

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RUMOR: ASSMUNG GALAXATIVE S8 TO REPLACE LTE MODEM WITH ISDN PRIMARY RATE INTERFACE

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This is what heaven looks like

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Forgive me DuARTe for I have defiled a glorious Sexus 6P

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Petition to add these Shills to the list of know heretics for disobeying our Lord DuARTe! Disgusting!

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Why doesn't my 4:3 TV-show zoom in when I watch a 16:9 porno in split screen

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