Jizz

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID.

pics

All this time reading Speeches in the middle of a battle. Well said Madara.

Naruto

One girl saw a pic and said it was s[m]all... On the other hand my ex said I was the best sex she ever had. Opinion?

gomewild

All that needs to be said

gonewild

said what we're all thinking (x-post from /r/funny)

bdsm

Please no more bullying, friendos! Today, at school some guy came over to me and hit my sandwich out of my hand. 'lol' i said but he said that we're friends and i believe him im kind of in with the popular crowd we play D&D sometimes y'all should hang

LeagueOfMemes

Said I would post more but so busy at work. So duck face bathroom pic for y'all!

gonewild

Dealer said this was all he had, and said it was 2g. Paid $40 for it, is this the real deal?

TreesAppraisal

"all eyes on me" said the pretty girl

Boobies

All my friends kept telling me to get an iPhone, I asked about multitasking and they said it's better than android. I got a G2 instead, and I beg to differ.

funny

all my previous gfs said i'm big, are they right?

MassiveCock, penis

All I want is (f)or a guy with a big dick to fuck my ass without lube so it hurts! My boyfriend said my ass is too fat, let's prove him wrong

gonewild

All my wife said was "before i start cleaning"

gonewild

Apparently, all images and artwork of Trya Sanchez must be taken off the Internet so it doesn't offend anyone. Do you guys think the backlash and overreaction to what Tyra said is worse than what she actually said?

rpdrtearanny

All throughout my life I said couldn't draw very well, until about a week ago where something just clicked NSFW

pics

“Well you must be excited...” he said. I said, “what? Yeah of course I am why?” “Cause you’re fucking dripping all over my stomach... ?”

grool, u_wannawanga

"Get a GoPro" they said. "Think of all the cool jumps you'll record" they said.

WastedGifs

One of my boy[f]riend's new friends said I should post him here. He said I could for my birthday but he might make me delete it so take it all in while you can! :p

MassiveCock

All I know is that Colette said her name was "Katherine". Haven't been able to find much else.

pornID

Said she can do the rest after I strip all of hers off

ladybonersgw

All said

booty

You don't like the fact that your Mom was hanging out with her younger co-worker, because said co-worker was dating your bully from high school. You hate the fact that he posted this picture all over social media of said co+worker and that you recognized

bangmybully

All the boys said I was so good at sucking cock!!

SeattleGoneWild

I jokingly said I'd test my GF when she finished all the MCU movies, and she said "Haha, I dare you." So I spent this past weekend writing a 25 question test (complete with essay question) and I thought I'd share her results!

u_YourCountryboy

He said I would ‘naturally’ know what to do. But I thought it was too big to fit all in like he said I had to. It did all fit, but made me gag, and dribble.

Misogynyfetish, LegalTeens

"Of course I've done it," she said breezily, looking at her rival to make sure she noticed. "Well, so have I!" the other girl said. "It's just not anything I'd bother to mention, is all," she added hastily. [rivalry] [anal] [foursome] [maybe even swapping

xxxcaptions, VanillaCaptions

He wants me to say 'sorry' to you all, although I don't know what I have done wrong. I did say 'no' to a man who wanted something from me and I said that I deserve equal rights. He said that suggestions for my punishment are welcome and to upvote if you w

Misogynyfetish, girlscontrolled, Slut

This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He said I am nothing but a fuckdoll. A rapetoy to be abused. Is that all I am? He said you would vote or comment to show me what I am. And that you would punish me, put it in

Misogynyfetish

(m) had all 3, went to jail for beating dude ass. I had only the re-up money she said I'll bond you out don't touch that. I said we only been talking for 2months. She said so. That's when I knew I had a winner. And I still had hoes but none that down. Hel

gonewild

? They said "Kiki hit so sticky, " I said, "Thank you very much" ? Online and available for sessions all night! EST

KikiPawg

“All over my face” she said

readyforcum

All my friends were meeting up for a night out, but I’m stuck at home grounded even though I’m 20. I said fuck it and decided to go out in my mom’s body. It was fun getting ready and trying in outfits, and the looks on my buddies’ faces were priceless! I

bodyswap

"uh.. uh what the hell's happening" I said confused as the girl I just whistled to walked away with my body. "hey come back" I said but she was already gone, my mind forced me to continue walking home. I forgot all about my previous life as I got home and

bodyswap

All the message said was “get on your knees and spank your tight pussy.” #workingfromhome #soaked ;P

DegradingHoles, Misogynyfetish, BDSMGW

ALL COME DEEP DETERMINE SHINE SHARP KING SAID FOLLOW FIRST NATURE

SexyButNotPorn

“The sex,” he said. “I just wanted to make sure that we were okay. That things were all right between us.” “Well,” she said, “orgasm does release a lot of oxytocin, so I’m probably more fond of you than before.” ― James S.A. Corey, Cibola Burn

maturemilf

and on the seven day, god said "let there be ghosties!". no wait, that was me. i said that. sorry not sorry for being a slutty blasphemous little heathen. ? hope you have a great day full of all the ghost nips & babes! ?[oc]

ghostnipples

"Wrestling isn't real" they said. "It's all staged", they said. (L_AXE)

HentaiBeast

All the hard dick messaging me said I should share my married pussy nice and spread so you can see it better

gonewild30plus, pussy

"I've got a surprise for you," she said. "Get on all fours," She said ... [m]

strikeaposegw

For Valentines day my wife let me watch her get all dolled up... I was so horny by the end I was ready to jump her. She stopped me, said some funny words and bam! I'm her... Wasn't what I thought, but I was still horny... then she said she had another sur

bodyswap, FemalePossession

Said Im all lit up snapchat nikephoney10

BETTER_BLOWJOBS

“Anyway, the producer pulled out his fat cock and said that if I wanted a role on Stranger Things, he gets to unload his jizz-filled balls all over my face any time he wants. He just saw me backstage and said he needed to shoot on me before this interview

Fakefacial

"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all curvy you said!"

bondagehumor

All that they said s'na,p-drunkboal?

BlowingClouds

All that they said s,,nap>twohowler!

SmallBoobsGW

She said she wanted the type of body all the guys want. He said he wanted to wake up each morning to see some lovely breasts. It isnt my fault they weren't more specific.

AttributeTheft