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My brother asked his girlfriend to pose for a portrait. He snapped at her if she moved her head at all. He had her sit still for 10 minutes, then finally revealed it to her. I laughed. She Cried.

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Boyfriend said all he wanted today was for me to tell him I love him, even though he's a bag of cocks... Wish granted.

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You don't think he'll mind, do you? A[f]ter all, he did leave it here...

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Paul Walker may have died young but he still died a happy man. After all he got to do this.

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This a guy I work with. All he ever talks about is Reddit and how much he loves cock

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All he wants in life is for someone to pay attention to him.

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All he wanted

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All he needs is a pair of huge tits around him ;)

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All he can do is watch..

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I'm sure that's all he's on, and that he definitely has a prescription for it...

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All he wanted was a pair of bitch-tits to cry on, was that asking too much?

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all he said was "Yeah, please don't" chill out

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With there being about four women for every man on Fretton, if all he wants is a girl for sex there are many places he can take his pick.

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All he has to do is show it to them

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Why haven’t the mods banned this guy yet? All he does is come here to insult us and our cars. These are all comments by him posted to /r/Audi

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Lost a bet to a friend and he had 2 hour todo what he wanted to me, husband left and all he asked for was a handjob ?

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6’6” 245lb buddy, he never thought he’d find a pair of working briefs. Now they’re all he wears.

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All he wants for his birthday is a big booty girl. Get my premium to see me stuff my little holes. SC- Innocentlilgrl

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All he had to do was put it on

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I can't tell i[f] he's enjoying the game of peek-a-boob because all he's saying is "I am Groot"

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All he wants to do is stuff someone properly

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All he wants to do is stuff someone properly

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All he wants to do is stuff someone properly

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All he wants to do is stuff someone properly

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All he wants to do is stuff someone properly

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All he wants to do is stuff someone properly

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All he wanted for his birthday was a big booty hoe

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John McAfee is in trouble, and he needs YOUR HELP. All he needs is your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back, as well as the expiration month and year. But act fast, or John McAfee won't become president!

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All he's good for is laughing at ??

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That's when he knew he was going to marry her. All he needed now was a cover story to tell her parents. [triple blowjob] [relationship] [his exes]

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Ever since he showed up all he does is hit the slopes and burn down. This isn't a [F]ucking vacation Clyde. Make some magic happen already. ⛷️?

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[review] scammer alert, the messages say it all, he tried two month ago, I didn't hook last time I just blocked him after he was refusing to pay, just sharing so people are aware.

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Annabelle volunteered to give a Nigerian Muslim immigrant a private language course. But all he learned was how she sounds when a 11” cock is aggressively pounding her tight unprotected Christian cunt and he just finishes inside.

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His picture flickered on the news: "WANTED." But he didn't care. All he could think about was his latest catch before him.

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All he needed was some love

u_MindAlteringSitch

Kinktober Day 17 - Bondage ~~ He can sass all he likes, he'll learn his place soon enough

Femdom

I was unpleasantly surprised when, for our 30th wedding anniversary, my husband brought... a young stripper. Until, with a spell, he temporarily merged me with her. And best of all, he also brought a gigolo for himself.

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my boyfriend went out of town so I had 3 bulls over. he begged for video but this pic is all he got!

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When Daniel locked eyes with the horned man in the shower, he felt a sudden rush of adrenaline surge through his body. All he could think about was his perfect wet body

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Kaylah's cuck was feeling really nervous but decided to risk it all. He also lost it all when he rolled a 1! K_ i k me at itstylin to play

Cuckik

Matthew felt an animal attraction to professor, as soon as he entered the classroom. All he could think about was that firm, round ass.

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[18] All he wanted to do when he got home from class is suck my cock

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