Jizz

Sound the alarms! by [unknownartist]

futanari

But it's a glorious day when morning comes Without the [f]eeling of alarm

TeaseMePleaseMe

After edging through 5 snooze alarms, I think I need help with this

ladybonersgw

It was a (f)alse alarm!

gonewild, treesgonewild

Darlin, darlin, doesnt have a problem. Lyin to herself cuz her liquors top shelf. Its alarming, honestly, how charming she can be. [F]oolin everyone. Telling them shes having fun

GoneWildPlus

Don't know if i am worthy. Here's [m]e in my work-outfit in the elevator, would you hit the alarm button?

ladybonersgw

County Line Two Stroke Canadian Limited 4 Alarm Crock-Pot Chili

drunkencookery

BEWARE. Do not leave your dog at Olga's Dog Spa. I saw this alarming photo floating around on Facebook. Wanted you guys to be aware, and spread the word. More info in comments. NSFW

Wilmington

Its Refill Friday!!! plus my alarm system

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Harry Styles, british group singer in alarmingly short yellow hotpants

FMN

3AM - Not so nice alarm call :)

chastity

Thus is what happens when I wake up before my alarm clock. Have a good day everyone!!!

GoneWildPlus

My friend has a very dedicated alarm clock.

Ladybonersgonecuddly

I'm the best alarm clock [MF]

gonewild

[RCT-739] Got A Wake-up Call Girl Naughty Alarm App! SD - Starring "Rion Nishikawa, Ryou Misaki and Nano Masaki"

JavDownloadCenter

Some call it morning glory, I call it 'alarm cock'

ladybonersgw

(Nsfw) When you rush out because your alarm never went off

funny

My wake up alarm.

MassiveCock

Got through my first full night locked up and woke up to this an hour before my alarm this morning

chastity

My wake-up alarm(ding-dong)

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Slept thru my alarm today...

TinyTits

Samuel's Alarm - By Sihagen

MacroFetish

On Meekar 12, engineers devised a Rube Goldberg-inspired slavegirl alarm clock designed to get a man up in the morning

SFandFslavegirls

Neighbor’s alarm triggers when I put my car in reverse

TinyTits

(29) damn alarm didn't go off

DadsGoneWild

HOLY SHIT FUCK YEA - wait... shit.. false alarm

ImGoingToHellForThis

It's my alarm clock

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You don't need an alarm, you have me [f+m]

gonewild

It wasn't just bondage, it was bondage of the absurd! Featuring the lesbian protagonist alarm! (See comments)

SFandFslavegirls

[f] Flying in stockings, my garter belt set off the security alarm again

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Sound the lunk alarm!

collegesluts

Angelica Cruz in "Alarm Cock"

JustStraightSex

If I could have this in the morning, I wouldn't postpone my alarm 10 times

JizzedToThis

Sissy Alarm Clock

SissyCaptionStories

My morning alarm clock

Biboners

Woke up to my alarm clock... but I'd rather be woken up by your mouth ?

GoneWildPlus, HugeHangers

"Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet..."

FootFetish

Fire alarm in India

mildlyinteresting

Best kind of alarm clock [M][F]

couplesgonewild, gonewildcouples, GWCouples

My husband's alarm woke me up at 6:00 and I couldn't get back to sleep. I can tell it's going to be a trenta kind of day. On the upside, it's a lovely morning for coffee on the patio.

CoffeeGoneWild

I think I'm the nicest alarm clock <3

AsianNSFW, gonewildcouples

The first day on the job can be quite alarming.

bondagehumor

The morning wood alarm clock hit me hard this morning

gaychastity

A pleasant Monday morning alarm c(l)ock

gaymersgonewild

I slept in and missed my alarm, didn’t have time to get dressed for class

CollegeAmateurs

Would you be my alarm clock?

bigonewild