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Or maybe just have a salad?

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Good Guy Greg

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It's an easier target!

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Drunk Hitler

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The general /r/gonewild logic

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"Is balls there please" (NSFW?)

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Whenever I see people open NSFW links during class lecture.

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I am not a smart woman. Oh...my...god

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Is this how you karma?

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The real reason Good Good College Liberal is getting upvotes [NSFW]

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After seeing all these GGGina nude liberal replacements

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Actual Advice Mallard

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I present: Poor Life Decision Patty

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Good Guy Greg [NSFW]

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Probably true for a lot of us

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Heard this at a bar tonight

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Good Girl College Liberal

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I even warned her twice just to be sure

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I had an encounter with a very well-hung guy for the first time recently

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I got lost halfway....

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I haven't prepared for this... Slightly NSFW

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Um. Here.

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I Was Just Following Orders [NSFW]

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I'm a girl, but this weekend I was Bad Luck Brian. So embarrassing.

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Fuck you, Seth

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NSFW means nudity and NSFL means gore, but...

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I know that I need help.

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People are always shocked when I say this

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Another First World Kinky Sex Problem

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Hipster Willis Carrier

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In light of the new Ft Hood shooting that just occurred

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Nsfw is for boobs, damn it.

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You'd think we'd be better at the whole sex thing by now

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Visiting the comments section on a NSFW subreddit

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There is one thing that might unite the 80's and at least half of the 90's kids

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This really made me think

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First Time It Happened In My Life

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My gf just handed me a coupon book for sexual favors

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Just a picture of my girlfriend's perfect tits

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As a man in a long term relationship

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Good Girl Liberal

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A headless corpse and a girl getting her face shit on by a cow are not just NSFW.

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Sorry, My uncle eveyone.... (nsfw)

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Maybe it's petty to feel good when someone else fails.

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Tom Hanks' character in Cast Away

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Are you ready for some Star Wars spoilers?

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I mean, Netflix charges only $10 for more content.

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No, THIS is absolutely the best feeling in the world

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Boulder, Colorado everyone

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Taste of my own medicine - I'm NSFW

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[NSFW] Good Guy Greg

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Always been a dream of mine

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Neighbors started bitching about me taking their clothes out of the shared washer/dryers.

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Its a jungle down there....

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Technology brings us closer together.

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