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Socially Awesome Penguin strikes again [SAP]

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Open a NSFW link on reddit [SFW][PP]

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Literally and Figuratively (NSFW) [SBM][IW]

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Can we use this for Scumbag Stacy instead? [NSFW]

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Success kid on nsfw links

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A bear's gotta do what a bear's gotta do.

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At least until they discover Reddit

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I don't always click nsfw posts...

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I've always given smokers a hard time over how much money they're wasting, but...

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Whenever I see a NSFW post that clearly isn't.

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Found this comment on Chris Brown's new music video

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Emailed this out to everyone at work anonymously to 100+ employees right before lunch. Was fun to listen to everyone's reactions during lunch. Nsfw

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One of the very few times I look at my phone while on porn

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Told people at work I started dieting to slim down. But I could never tell them the truth (nsfw)

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When I see "Beautiful Woman With Glasses" on /r/NSFW

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Fatherly advice about sleeping with co-workers, roommates (NSFW)

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Nerd cred down the drain, but I can't hold this in any longer...

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Sexualy Awkward Mallard?

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I am female. I was horribly afraid of the pain and nothing else. I'm actually really into it now.

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In honor of the Full House AMA, a sexy pic of the Olsen twins

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I pray this is not the weekend my parents look at the footage....

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Satisfaction mild [NSFW]

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I think this at least once every time I browse /r/gonewild

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Throwaway! Even with family

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Why this picture is actually on the front page...

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He always said he wanted a squirter

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The Timing Was Impeccable

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I'm Actually Ashamed

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[NSFW] Explaining the puke stains on my parents bed was not easy.

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I feel like many young people in today's world need to hear this advice

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The real reason Jim Carey is anti-vaccine....

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Had a girl say this to me once during sex [nsfw]

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I had to check the blinds, make sure no one saw anything..

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Every fucken time

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Umm...what was I doing?

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She offered to hug me. I thought to myself...

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Knocked on the restroom stall and...

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Couldn't have asked for a better wife [NSFW]

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Because I guess this is a thing now...

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So this happened tonight. NSFW

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Guess he was a necrophiliac... NSFW

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At least the dude laughed and left before I had to apologize.

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A "friend" recently stopped talking to me because it turns out I was NOT in point of fact interested in him putting his penis in my rectum.

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Such a satisfying feeling!

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Drunk right now in a stall

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[NSFW] Seriously people, this is fucking kindergarten stuff!

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She's my community college instructor of HTML5 and CSS.

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I would consider this a success

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[NSFW] Cyber-sex cut short.

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I Had Just Met Her, and We Were Really Hitting it Off. [NSFW]

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The mood killer..

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my friend cannot see the irony.

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In response to some of the recent complaints (nsfw)

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Luther has a message from the President

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Thanks brain

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New hire demanded we have bottled water available to make her commute to work easier. Had to send this to a guy on the team.

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Best Friend For Life!

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NSFL

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As they diligently lay distorted pixel by distorted pixel. One by one. Frame by frame.

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Happy Fathers Day

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