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Don't make up a name for an absurd sex act and think you'll get away with it! (NSFW

Don't make up a name for an absurd sex act and think you'll get away with it! (NSFW language) (pic)

funny

She's absurdly cute. [gif][nsfw]

She's absurdly cute. [gif][nsfw]

nsfw

POV: don't be so absurd, it's just an unusual breed of scallops on a... muffin?

POV: don't be so absurd, it's just an unusual breed of scallops on a... muffin?

pics

"Aww yeee I'll just load up some porn while I work on my final paper..."

"Aww yeee I'll just load up some porn while I work on my final paper..." 20 minutes later, the absurdity of the scene struck me:

funny

I [f]ind this picture of my wife to be absurdly sexy.

I [f]ind this picture of my wife to be absurdly sexy.

gonewild

This absurdity actually made it to television news in China.  Somewhat NSFW.

This absurdity actually made it to television news in China. Somewhat NSFW.

funny

Nothing too ABSurd

Nothing too ABSurd

ladybonersgw

[NSFW] "Pythonesque" is a word in the Oxford dictionary meaning something

[NSFW] "Pythonesque" is a word in the Oxford dictionary meaning something unconventionally absurd

funny

[f]ine, I'll put on an absurdly crocheted top and show you my cleavage.

[f]ine, I'll put on an absurdly crocheted top and show you my cleavage.

gonewild

Disturbing (But Amazing) Pictures Expose The Absurdities Of Modern Culture *Warning:

Disturbing (But Amazing) Pictures Expose The Absurdities Of Modern Culture *Warning: Graphic Images* [NSFW]

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Unless, of course, always be tested and mentally apply that to wear my sizes too!

Unless, of course, always be tested and mentally apply that to wear my sizes too! I hope everyone that absurd statement is that :(. .

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The temperature in my gym fluctuates at an absurd rate.

The temperature in my gym fluctuates at an absurd rate.

ladybonersgw

[REQUEST] Absurdly attractive model chick I know

[REQUEST] Absurdly attractive model chick I know

doppelbangher

The absurdity of diaries and logs in horror games [NSFW]

The absurdity of diaries and logs in horror games [NSFW]

gifs

I act ashamed to talk to the doctor about it and she acts like her thyroid is to

I act ashamed to talk to the doctor about it and she acts like her thyroid is to blame for the absurd weight gain (NSFW)

AdviceAnimals

As a hardcore vikings fan, I found this absurdly hilarious picture on my uncles fridge.

As a hardcore vikings fan, I found this absurdly hilarious picture on my uncles fridge.

funny

So I like drawing Cap and Bucky. I'm absurdly proud of this one.

So I like drawing Cap and Bucky. I'm absurdly proud of this one.

yaoi

Some absurd satire designs itself

Some absurd satire designs itself

The_Donald

[S06E04] Got bored, decided to make Dany's absurdly long title into a Kill-La-Kill

[S06E04] Got bored, decided to make Dany's absurdly long title into a Kill-La-Kill style character intro card.

gameofthrones

Mild post showing off my absurdly tight briefs. I do have a good butt tho ;)

Mild post showing off my absurdly tight briefs. I do have a good butt tho ;)

GentlemenGW, DadsGoneWild, Beardsandboners

I like to color in brutal world war 2 images in photoshop to convey the absurdity

I like to color in brutal world war 2 images in photoshop to convey the absurdity of war.

Photoshop_WTF

Seriously sheer bikini bottoms (with one shot o[f] my absurd panty [collection])

Seriously sheer bikini bottoms (with one shot o[f] my absurd panty [collection])

UnderwearGW

Bodily Absurdity

Bodily Absurdity

CamSluts

Ridiculously hot or absurdly sexy?

Ridiculously hot or absurdly sexy?

Ifyouhadtopickone

I tried the toilet roll challenge but the thickness was absurd

I tried the toilet roll challenge but the thickness was absurd

sizecomparison

So horny it's a bit absurd

So horny it's a bit absurd

MassiveCock

It wasn't just bondage, it was bondage of the absurd! Featuring the lesbian protagonist

It wasn't just bondage, it was bondage of the absurd! Featuring the lesbian protagonist alarm! (See comments)

SFandFslavegirls

Emma Stone with rad hair makes me absurdly horny. I want to marry this woman

Emma Stone with rad hair makes me absurdly horny. I want to marry this woman

JerkOffToCelebs

Maryse Mizanin is absurdly sexy

Maryse Mizanin is absurdly sexy

JerkOffToCelebs, celebJObuds

19 week titty drop. Body is getting just absurd. ???

19 week titty drop. Body is getting just absurd. ???

PreggoPorn

First video, absurdly wet and wondering who wishes it could be them

First video, absurdly wet and wondering who wishes it could be them

WouldYouFuckMyWife, slutwife, Cuckold, Hotwife

Fuck, does anyone else cum to Jessica Nigri an absurd amount?

Fuck, does anyone else cum to Jessica Nigri an absurd amount?

jobuds

Two faces I find absurdly beautiful. I call it even but wbu?

Two faces I find absurdly beautiful. I call it even but wbu?

Ifyouhadtopickone

Two absurdly beautiful faces. You tell me.

Two absurdly beautiful faces. You tell me.

Ifyouhadtopickone

Saoirse Ronan somehow pulls off this absurd getup, but I'd like to see it pulled

Saoirse Ronan somehow pulls off this absurd getup, but I'd like to see it pulled off in a different way

JerkOffToCelebs

Let's do a thing: Compile your own perfect girl that you want to magically turn into!

Let's do a thing: Compile your own perfect girl that you want to magically turn into! Here's mine: Absurdly Fuckable Brunette in Bikini and Heels.

iwanttobeher

The posts here tend to be humorous, written by harmless dimwits. This though, this

The posts here tend to be humorous, written by harmless dimwits. This though, this one is a bit different. Grotesque, unnecessary, and absurdly nonsensical.

menwritingwomen

Just absurdly horny. Tell me what you think?

Just absurdly horny. Tell me what you think?

GuysFromBehind

In Today's World, It is Absurd the Length a Teacher Must Go To Keep Fathers Happy!

In Today's World, It is Absurd the Length a Teacher Must Go To Keep Fathers Happy!

BlowJob, u_Astra_413

Anyone want to jerk to butt fucking and bullying this absurdly big booty bitch??

Anyone want to jerk to butt fucking and bullying this absurdly big booty bitch?? Kik: ayyyyenon

jobuds2

i felt absurdly cute? so here i am. (nb)

i felt absurdly cute? so here i am. (nb)

dykesgonewild

Dealing with self isolation by taking an absurd amount of nudes

Dealing with self isolation by taking an absurd amount of nudes

theratio

0040 - Obedient - 2019 ___ As absurdly as possible, this image was made to embrace

0040 - Obedient - 2019 ___ As absurdly as possible, this image was made to embrace the physical form which society expects. ___ "A living blowup suck-puppet." - PuzzleGirl

PuzzleIssues, DegradingHoles, DisgracedPrincesses, femsub, FreedomisPatriarchy, Misogynyfetish, dumbdolls, MouthWideOpen, FestivalSluts, PornArt

[OC] I just saw that you guys are back! Here's something I didn't get to post til

[OC] I just saw that you guys are back! Here's something I didn't get to post til now that I drew back in March. His name is Marzo and he's able to shapeshift his body to absurd degrees. Luckily for everyone, he likes being big ;)

bustyboys

Coloured Cammy sketches (Absurd_Owl) [Street Fighter]

Coloured Cammy sketches (Absurd_Owl) [Street Fighter]

rule34

Ogenki Clinic (a weird and absurdly funny hentai series, with an english dub that

Ogenki Clinic (a weird and absurdly funny hentai series, with an english dub that makes even better)

hentai

Imagine if people actually took the time to consider the absurdity of what these

Imagine if people actually took the time to consider the absurdity of what these people said

u_JustBreeveYT

My balls/dick ration is absurd

My balls/dick ration is absurd

Balls

Lol idk why like ik the person is trying to be mean to trans people and their political

Lol idk why like ik the person is trying to be mean to trans people and their political views but for some reason that and the lil meme they sent turns me on lol. Call me out on my absurd politics while treating me like a girl lol thats what I want

WannaBeNudist

Montse Roura is absurdly hot (@montse__roura)

Montse Roura is absurdly hot (@montse__roura)

SoHotItHurts

Any Chinese speakers? Is this translation as absurd as it looks?

Any Chinese speakers? Is this translation as absurd as it looks?

circumsexual

Triss and Yennefer enjoying their time exploring (Absurd_Owl) [The Witcher]

Triss and Yennefer enjoying their time exploring (Absurd_Owl) [The Witcher]

rule34

By far the most absurd ad I’ve ever seen on Youtube

By far the most absurd ad I’ve ever seen on Youtube

ElsaGate

I [F]eel Like This is an Absurdly Good Pic of my Booty

I [F]eel Like This is an Absurdly Good Pic of my Booty

UnderwearGW, OnlyFansAsstastic

An absurd amount

An absurd amount

TheUnderboob

Do I get any points for absurdity?

Do I get any points for absurdity?

ratemycock