Jizz

A massive traffic cone. Impressive, fearless, inspiring.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

What a great cup holder....

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Two sparklers and what appears to be an apple.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

One to drink, one to fuck.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Boning...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

A cow [Xpost from /r/wtf]

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

An octopus!

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Half of a grapefruit.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Yet another whisk. These are getting almost as common as bottles, cucumbers and bananas....

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Random tools

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Row row row your vagina, gently on the porch...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

More scissoring...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

An inflatable raft (Article) [Xpost from /r/funny]

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

I guess they were swept off their feet

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Hedge clippers.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

A teddy bear

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

A glass of beer.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

This is almost worse than the scissors...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Needless to say, she didn't make the Quidditch team.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

That's one way to clean the house...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Stop! Hammertime.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

I wonder if this counts as bad luck, it's not indoors but it's in her.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Bed post.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Peanut Butter...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Why do our swords smell funny Mommy?

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

I say tomato, you say put it in my pussy, I say what the hell?

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

[W]or[M]s and a slug.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Hold still while I brush my teeth...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Gay [NSFW]

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

I hope that's cum and not yogurt.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

It's always sad to see a pregnant woman doing coke.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

That's probably plastic. I hope that's plastic.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

A can of.. Tomato sauce?

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Well, that's one way to make apple sauce.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Tied up and forced to do coke

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Best reason yet to stop drinking.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Fresh Sushi

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Big Blue

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

She'll feed you and fuck you.

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

I went to the pet store...

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

She has a thing for flatware

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Table Leg

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Mini Sluggers

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Something's fishy

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Still not sure what this is

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Test tubing herself

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Vintage bottle fucking

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Enjoying her banana

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

I can do both

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

[f] Best tits you will ever taste and ever want

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Bedposts are fun

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Doing the bedpost

WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Black and Decker

WhyWouldYouFuckThat