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"You finished ALL your chores? And your homework? And you locked all the doors? Then come get your milk before bed, sweetie."

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Bro's been showing me this "Hot Yoga" he likes so much.

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Hubby's so cute with his little baby girl in his lap.

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Every other Monday night, sis and I do the laundromat grind together.

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With such a comfy bed, I can't help visiting my sister's room every night.

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Mom doesn't finish her daily chores until after she's polished me off.

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It's always nice to see my sister actually using the Christmas presents I buy her. Especially this year.

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My brother was the first to show up at my new dorm to welcome me to college.

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My sister didn't end up winning the beauty pageant, but I wouldn't think of altering the celebration.

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Mom's lessons on sex are always up close.

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Sis is always goofing around in the bathroom.

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It's a running joke in our family that my sister is easy to please.

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Daddy still joins me for bath time.

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"No time to explain, nephew. Hop in"

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Sis can always use more lotion.

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Mom and I made the most of the after-hours hotel pool.

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My sister's smile when I agree to her "50 Shades" game.

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Sis and I like pretty much the same things.

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Come visit me Daddy. Come visit me Daddy.

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My step-sister always seems happy to see me.

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Now mother, have you been thinking about me again?

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Bro's rule: biggest cock comes first.

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I try not to interrupt mom and auntie, until it's my turn.

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I never feel threatened by the boys my sister brings home.

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Sis and I both work hard to keep mom happy.

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Like my bow, beau bro?

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A few beers in, I had almost forgotten why I went shopping with my sister that day.

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My sister is a sucker for a little romance.

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Sis still pulls out her school uniform on special occasions.

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When I stay over at my aunt’s house she sees to all my needs.

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“Ready to go out, bro?”

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It’s annoying when sis steals my shirts. But she does make it up to me.

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“So, do you think I’ve lost weight brother?”

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I never wake up to regrets with my sister.

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The ride home from school with my sister is never dull.

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No matter when I check on my daughter’s homework, she always says she’s finished.

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When Mom comes to check on me at night, she usually stays a couple hours.

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A few of the fancy things my sister buys she can only share with me.

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It’s nice to see my nephew getting along so well with his cousin.

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I’m not sure picking up my sister from a party is the same as “going home” with her. But she thinks so.

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My play time with sis starts after daddy's.

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Auntie’s lessons have focused more on the horizontal tango.

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Even after I vetoed my sister’s Halloween outfit, we still found a use for it.

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I hate it when my sisters start without me.

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I love seeing my brother happy.

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My cousin sets the healthy example in everything we do.

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I can always tell when my sister is ready to go out, and when she needs to stay in instead.

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Chauffeuring my aunt around mostly involves finding quiet areas to park the car.

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Patience at supper with mother leads to a reward later under the covers.

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Mom never sends me to class on an empty stomach.

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I like spending time with my sister too, but mom usually beats me to it.

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I still boop my sister before bed.

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Sis always wants more time to get ready, even when it's clear she already is.

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When sis and I play pool, I choose the stakes.

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I never have to worry about easy access with my sister.

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Mom and I are acting like rabbits a little early this year.

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Mom knows I do the same thing for her every year on Mother's Day.

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My sister always says she wants to meet new people. So now I bring friends over.

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I hadn't known my daughter moonlighted as a prostitute, but since I'd already paid the money...

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I love dancing with my sister at parties, because I can feel when she's ready to leave.

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