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Sandy, you picked the WRONG day for an AMA

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Photo booths [xpost /r/Unexpected]

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Best shot of 2015.

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Fox News says Emily Ratajkowski showed some serious skin at some event... Apparently the writer hasn't done their research.

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Very Descriptive Title

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This is how you win April fools

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Gave it his best shot.

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Introducing the Slice-O-Matic!

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Landing Strip

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Milky

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me irl

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The title was better than the actual scene!

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Model Comparison

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I don't have two lightsabers...

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Well that's one way to do it...

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Aren't you a little horny for a Stormtrooper?

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Never pass out

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"Mom told me to give you this Capri-Sun."

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Its so incredibly obvious now.

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We All Know "That Look"

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The key to a successful relationship is compromise...

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Keep the change you filthy animal!

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*Cue Funky Bass Line

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A little voice in my head told me to post this

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Ricky believes he took a wrong turn somewhere in life...

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RPGs in a nutshell.

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Pussy is a poro's favorite snack! ?

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The dark side of Spankbang

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I can't be distracted

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You know you've gone wrong along the line when you get to this point

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A normal Welsh farming man.

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WTF I guess he cared more about the plot than the girl...

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Price William 'knighting' his wife

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One of these is not like the other

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Sounds fun

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This guy knows what's up

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Is that a Toe?

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Oh honey!

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Accurate.

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Perfect distraction from wife's incessant nagging

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A classic

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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Showed up on my reddit frontpage today

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I’ve got just the person for you

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Very delicious Ice Cream

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Ah yes, those of lesser bust size will be mere pedistals to my own

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We’ve all been there

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She wasn't ready.

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This two ads together

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Thumpity thump thump look at Frosty go!

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Unfair aDDvantage.

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A subtle burn in r/gonewild

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That Guy is Never Going to Hear the End of This Moment

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Texas Seesaw

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When you want to have sex but everyone has their own favorite romantic song

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Ready for shark week!

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