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Mom Skypes me from my old room during the day, just to show she's thinking about

Mom Skypes me from my old room during the day, just to show she's thinking about us.

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Being stuck at the cabin all winter with my Daddy and Uncles was more work than I

Being stuck at the cabin all winter with my Daddy and Uncles was more work than I expected.

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You just meant pull out whenever, right sis?

You just meant pull out whenever, right sis?

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Sis only calls me a bitch to get me riled up.

Sis only calls me a bitch to get me riled up.

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After the little accident, sis wants it now more than ever.

After the little accident, sis wants it now more than ever.

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I still know one way to make my little sister giggle.

I still know one way to make my little sister giggle.

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My sister and I have really found a connection over the past few months.

My sister and I have really found a connection over the past few months.

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I've always shown my adopted daughter the same affections I do my other ones.

I've always shown my adopted daughter the same affections I do my other ones.

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Sis can hide it for now, but soon I'll have to take her far, far away.

Sis can hide it for now, but soon I'll have to take her far, far away.

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When mom finally got what she wanted out of me, she couldn't contain the excitement.

When mom finally got what she wanted out of me, she couldn't contain the excitement.

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"Come on bro, you promised to help me practice feeding."

"Come on bro, you promised to help me practice feeding."

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There's only one way to end a dream date with daddy.

There's only one way to end a dream date with daddy.

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Turns out, the triplets oncoming just made mom and me want to spend even more time

Turns out, the triplets oncoming just made mom and me want to spend even more time together.

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Ever since our little fling over the summmer, I've been bugging mom to let me see

Ever since our little fling over the summmer, I've been bugging mom to let me see her over Skype. Today, she did.

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I suppose my sister and I will never learn.

I suppose my sister and I will never learn.

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When my daughter jokingly started a belly contest, I didn't know she had a plan to

When my daughter jokingly started a belly contest, I didn't know she had a plan to win.

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Come on bro, you're the one always wanting to go "natural."

Come on bro, you're the one always wanting to go "natural."

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Might as well see where this path ends, brother. There's no point turning back now.

Might as well see where this path ends, brother. There's no point turning back now.

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In the end, letting sis move into my bachelor's pad probably wasn't the best idea.

In the end, letting sis move into my bachelor's pad probably wasn't the best idea.

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I'm no chef or personal trainer, but I gave my sister the body she always wanted.

I'm no chef or personal trainer, but I gave my sister the body she always wanted.

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We had to move to a different city, but things haven't changed between me and my

We had to move to a different city, but things haven't changed between me and my sister.

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Sharing a studio with my sister for the year may not actually end up saving us any

Sharing a studio with my sister for the year may not actually end up saving us any money...

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I'm starting to think my sister loves me a little too much for her own good.

I'm starting to think my sister loves me a little too much for her own good.

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Give mom what she wants, and she'll return the favor over and over.

Give mom what she wants, and she'll return the favor over and over.

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On the drive back from the airport, my sister picked an odd place to make a big announcement.

On the drive back from the airport, my sister picked an odd place to make a big announcement.

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My aunt's pool has seen a fair amount of action this summer.

My aunt's pool has seen a fair amount of action this summer.

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Think anyone'll notice, bro?

Think anyone'll notice, bro?

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I've always had a hard time saying no to my sister.

I've always had a hard time saying no to my sister.

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When my sister returned from Christian college, home life got a lot more Biblical.

When my sister returned from Christian college, home life got a lot more Biblical.

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At this point, I would have thought mom couldn't have any more second thoughts.

At this point, I would have thought mom couldn't have any more second thoughts.

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My sister has always been demanding, and it hasn't gotten any better.

My sister has always been demanding, and it hasn't gotten any better.

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My sister and I did more than just discover our roots in Ireland. We planted some.

My sister and I did more than just discover our roots in Ireland. We planted some.

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Sis and I probably spent too much time on the couch this summer.

Sis and I probably spent too much time on the couch this summer.

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After the divorce, Mom really embraced the hippie lifestyle. And I couldn’t say

After the divorce, Mom really embraced the hippie lifestyle. And I couldn’t say no to Free Love.

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Not everything I do with my sister can be washed off.

Not everything I do with my sister can be washed off.

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I’ve got to watch out for my little sister even more now.

I’ve got to watch out for my little sister even more now.

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It's hard to pick a favorite niece. So I didn’t.

It's hard to pick a favorite niece. So I didn’t.

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Oh, my son could never manage to just let his sister be.

Oh, my son could never manage to just let his sister be.

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Mom doesn't believe in abstinence or contraceptives.

Mom doesn't believe in abstinence or contraceptives.

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"No use in being shy now, brother."

"No use in being shy now, brother."

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At this point, I’ve told mom to just stop googling how the pill works.

At this point, I’ve told mom to just stop googling how the pill works.

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Sis never could stay in her own room.

Sis never could stay in her own room.

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Sis keeps a positive attitude about everything.

Sis keeps a positive attitude about everything.

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When I designed the perfect bachelor's pad, I didn't think my sister would need to

When I designed the perfect bachelor's pad, I didn't think my sister would need to stay over as often.

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Especially now, I can’t pick favorites between my daughters.

Especially now, I can’t pick favorites between my daughters.

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"You better spoil me today, bro. You made me one."

"You better spoil me today, bro. You made me one."

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"I can still fit in it, right daddy?

"I can still fit in it, right daddy?

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It's a bit late to be shy now, sis...

It's a bit late to be shy now, sis...

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"You know why I have to wear your PJs now, bro."

"You know why I have to wear your PJs now, bro."

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Sis still looks good in the polka dots I got her.

Sis still looks good in the polka dots I got her.

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For better or worse, I've treated my sister like any other model.

For better or worse, I've treated my sister like any other model.

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Mom may not agree, but I don't think she's looked any better.

Mom may not agree, but I don't think she's looked any better.

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When she first arrived, my cousin just didn't know anyone else. Now we're a bit more

When she first arrived, my cousin just didn't know anyone else. Now we're a bit more closely bonded.

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When sis and I moved to the big city, we didn't have money for concerts, movies,

When sis and I moved to the big city, we didn't have money for concerts, movies, or even cable. So we resorted to old-fashioned entertainment.

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Reading more isn't the only hobby sis and I picked up last year during lockdown.

Reading more isn't the only hobby sis and I picked up last year during lockdown.

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Mom's a bit worried about showing her friends the new change. But I get to see everything.

Mom's a bit worried about showing her friends the new change. But I get to see everything.

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When I took over paying the mortgage, I only asked one thing of mom: to be my own,

When I took over paying the mortgage, I only asked one thing of mom: to be my own, personal sex slave.

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Most girls her age were out partying, hooking up with guys. Not her. Ever since she

Most girls her age were out partying, hooking up with guys. Not her. Ever since she was a little, all she ever wanted was to be a good girl like her mommy and sister. When she turned 18, Daddy finally let her grow big the way she always dreamed.

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Mom and I will be able to celebrate Father's Day next year even without dad.

Mom and I will be able to celebrate Father's Day next year even without dad.

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Okay sweetie, belly time is over, we have to head back inside before your new Daddy

Okay sweetie, belly time is over, we have to head back inside before your new Daddy suspects anything.

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