Jizz

"Slathering someone else's earwax all over his penis", "luring a little girl into an old woman's brain with him so that he can, ahem, PLAY with her once the two of them are done playing with IT", "little girl field-dressing uncle alive and using him as a

BrandNewSentence

Pffft, you think the moon is real?

BrandNewSentence

Hide grandma's medication, and while she's getting sick and delirious show up dressed as her recently passed away husband and fuck the shit out of that tight dusty coochie

BrandNewSentence

"He would tilt his head back and plop them in!"

BrandNewSentence

I'm gonna slither away from this post

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Yeah, I'll pass on picturing this one.

BrandNewSentence

"yoda I'm sure allah will forgive you"

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"And then my butthole and penis sprout flowers that spew out even more cum and fuck me in my yoshi lookin arm hair ballsack butthole as I rape little children's dead bodies"

BrandNewSentence

Let's plan a food sex weekend. Yes! I finally get to contribute!

BrandNewSentence

You've gotta be ready for anything.

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Sperm Scoop

BrandNewSentence

This whole exchange

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Half the semen impregnated her eggs, where as the other half (like the snakes they are) stole some of her eggs and brought them back into me.

BrandNewSentence

„Protect against being anally raped by a werewolf“

BrandNewSentence

[Request] How much cum would you need to do this? Any bonus calculations would also be nice.

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In a league lobby

BrandNewSentence

"Rape a cat with a shovel"

BrandNewSentence, iamveryrandom, imveryedgy, TIHI, suspiciouslyspecific, HolUp

Waluigi hentai

BrandNewSentence, oddlyspecific

Bit the camel's balls

BrandNewSentence

What?

BrandNewSentence

Check him out

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Interacting coconuts

BrandNewSentence

My Neutered Rat’s Scrotal Abscess (drain placed, he’s recovering nicely.)

BrandNewSentence

Biological DDoS attack

BrandNewSentence, Cursed_Images

Thanks, I hate it

TIHI, BrandNewSentence, cursedcomments, bruhmoment, Showerthoughts

He tried to sue me for robbing him of nutrients

BrandNewSentence

"I pulled out the pepper spray and it practically untied itself"

BrandNewSentence, hmmm

"He suddenly began pushing his penis even deeper into Meow's central nervous system, gleefully relishing the ever-so-wonderfully-satisfying feeling that he got from having the blissfully unaware alien cat's cerebral veins gently yet industriously pulsate

BrandNewSentence, SpaceDandy, animecirclejerk, guro

I think it's satire, but I still think it belongs here [Crosspost BrandNewSentence]

badwomensanatomy

Two at the cost of one

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Demonic Dawn

BrandNewSentence

Congratulate your dads on going the distance! (x-post from r/brandnewsentence)

tall, short

Great grandmother getting string beaned by a guy in a football uniform

BrandNewSentence

But you get *much* better results cum sanding, the cum really fills in the cracks and printing lines and really brings out the smoothness of the plastics.

BrandNewSentence

Ahh so that's what it's used for

BrandNewSentence

Sauce is integral to the dish’s flavor. [NSFW][X-post from r/brandnewsentence]

oddlyspecific

Ugh

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Bra of Holding. +stealth increased by 15% -it feels like you have no bra

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“‘Neath the bottom of her tramp stamp.”

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He call my bussy Dragon Roost Island cause Gohma lives inside it and eats my ass

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I'm not playing no acoustic Pussy

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furry_irl

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