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It's all thanks to you guys that I am greeted by this on Amazon.

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Breast milk pumping bras... Practical AND glamorous. Apparently.

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Seems like a great place to rest your wrist?

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No, this mousepad.

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Not Really What the Product Is, Just What the Model's Doing, lol [$6.99-7/99]

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(NSFW) Venereal Vinnie Suction Cup Dildo! Only $23.59! Wow! Reminds me of someone...

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I was just innocently looking for fox stuff on Amazon when....

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WTF? NSFW

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This pillow case is currently unavailable but I'm sure they will notify you when it's in stock again if you want it.

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Amazon recommended this to me... I blame this sub. [Semi-NSFW]

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Amazon recommended this to me... I blame this sub. [Semi-NSFW]

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Just browsing Amazon gift finder

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Pepperoni Pizza Nipple Pasties... yum?

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Frequently bought together: Cocaine + Pussy + Surge

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Want to see my pussy?? [SFW] (Not Amazon, but I felt this belonged here)

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8" Wooden Dick Bottle Opener ($13.45 + $4.49 S/H)

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Not exactly the bar stool I was looking for. NSFW

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Toddler Undertale School Bag "Time for lick some white sexy feet!" - $38.98

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Looks like a dick whistle to me

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4 1/2 stars ?

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"Dog toys" search finds sexy fetish whole body stockings encasement.

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Thai Elephant Amulet (there's a monkey too)

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WOWYES Upgraded Silicone Massager $40.99

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Ok, look - I'm recently divorced and having a dry spell... But seriously WTF Amazon???

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I really like to.... cook...cook with sheep...?

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Bear Penis Pillow for the low low price of $24.00 plus shipping

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Check out the wide angle on this dashcam

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A variety of sex dolls to choose from.

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While looking for first aid stretchers, this gem was suggested.

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What exactly is going on with the anatomy here

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All I wanted was some candy..

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"Okay little boys and girls, everyone open your goodie bags and let's find out who got the squishy penis!"

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For all your chainmail bikini needs

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I was looking for Halloween costume ideas for my boyfriend... (NSFW)

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Thanks but I'll pass

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Was just browsing for a costume...

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The item itself isn't all that weird but check out the filters amazon suggests at the top...

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Baby it's cold outside

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More like daddy

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Laser Engraved Yoda BDSM Spanking Paddle in Solid Maple Fetish BDSM Sex Gear by The Kink Factory USA

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Best to seal those "Stinky biscuits"

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I was totally wrong about my understanding of this acronym

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I was looking for hard plastic sheets for a project

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I was looking for a foot petal can crusher today

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One of these is not like the others

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I stumbled upon this guy who posts pics of his cougar wife in his review of men's tanktops

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NSFL amazon find

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How do you like your coffee?

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My search was for ‘warming massage oil’

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What a product!

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I was just looking for a gift card!

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So this one company has been listing dildos as desk fans. This doesn't just happen twice but half a dozen times at least.

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Amazon appears to have gone straight to the source for Nestle's sweetened condensed milk.....possibly NSFW.

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ASSBABY PEA PODS!

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