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Mike's Hard Lemonade

Mike's Hard Lemonade

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Faucet (MIC)

Faucet (MIC)

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Evian Water (MIC)

Evian Water (MIC)

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The cola wars enter a new age.

The cola wars enter a new age.

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Banana

Banana

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Celery and Clothespins

Celery and Clothespins

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Even more asparagus.

Even more asparagus.

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When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons...

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Tasty Treat

Tasty Treat

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Go fuck a cactus.

Go fuck a cactus.

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Racketeering (MIC)

Racketeering (MIC)

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Big Post

Big Post

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You think she can actually change gears?

You think she can actually change gears?

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How to Shoplift 101

How to Shoplift 101

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Well...there was no bench.

Well...there was no bench.

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Just...don't...turn it...

Just...don't...turn it...

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Bowling Pin: Easy Mode

Bowling Pin: Easy Mode

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Not everyone can start big.

Not everyone can start big.

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A Whole New Flavor

A Whole New Flavor

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2 in one hole

2 in one hole

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Carrot.

Carrot.

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Corn.

Corn.

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2 bottles.

2 bottles.

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Baseball bat.

Baseball bat.

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Pooh bear.

Pooh bear.

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Big bottle in the ass.

Big bottle in the ass.

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Kielbasa DP

Kielbasa DP

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Just a Bunch of Hot Air

Just a Bunch of Hot Air

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Peeled Banana

Peeled Banana

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Let's shed some light on this situation...

Let's shed some light on this situation...

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Japanese Banana

Japanese Banana

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Ladle

Ladle

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Gumby

Gumby

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Ripe Banana

Ripe Banana

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Pepsi Light

Pepsi Light

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A still from a custom video I made. Having fun with a hairbrush!

A still from a custom video I made. Having fun with a hairbrush!

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Zucchini

Zucchini

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Carrot (1 MIC)

Carrot (1 MIC)

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"Conny" Pool Cue

"Conny" Pool Cue

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About to take a fat vegetable

About to take a fat vegetable

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Good Source of Potassium

Good Source of Potassium

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Lipstick?

Lipstick?

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Got bored at work so decided to stuff my cunt with a couple of highlighters to get

Got bored at work so decided to stuff my cunt with a couple of highlighters to get me through to lunch

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Feels good to clench on something so big

Feels good to clench on something so big

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Stretching out teen hole

Stretching out teen hole

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Thick salami

Thick salami

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Pushing it in and out

Pushing it in and out

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Golf ?️‍♀️ anyone?

Golf ?️‍♀️ anyone?

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[22] Been away for a while, starting to stretch again?

[22] Been away for a while, starting to stretch again?

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Just enjoying a butterbeer oc

Just enjoying a butterbeer oc

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Sprite anyone

Sprite anyone

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