Jizz

I was in bed with my girlfriend. She said, "Does the fact that I'm blind turn you off?" I said, "No, of course not" She said, "Why can't you get an erection then?" I said, "To be honest, the guide dog lying between us is a bit off-putting"

randomsexiness

I think I speak for most of us here when I say if you feel inclined, comment! Comments are the best part of posting here. That said, here is me playing with some shadow highlights.

ladybonersgw, LGBTGoneWild

So I asked her: "honey, I need a day free from sexual stress, can you help me with that"; and she said: "Sure!"

milf

They're actually only about 3 months apart in age (Natasha being older). With that said, I'd hit it. Both of them.

happygaps

She sent me this with a text that said waitin....

Pegging

Girl just uploaded this to facebook with caption that said "my boo is so sexy with me"

cringepics

Please no more bullying, friendos! Today, at school some guy came over to me and hit my sandwich out of my hand. 'lol' i said but he said that we're friends and i believe him im kind of in with the popular crowd we play D&D sometimes y'all should hang

LeagueOfMemes

...and with that being said

facepalm

Honestly, the only reason I am submitting this is because of the accidental cool lighting. That said, this is my dick. Not massive, but I am very happy with it.

penis

Roomate walked into my room after shooting up and said "I think something was wrong with my rig...or my shit..." And now has a huge mark on his arm. Any idea wtf he just did to himself? He said he didn't miss. Looks like a massive bruise that came instant

opiates

I love bending over like this so my bf can look at my pussy while he jerks off onto my ass... With that said im taking request (f)

gonewild

From the hotel room along with a text that said "he is almost here"

wifesharing

I read a comment that said we needed more of Bree Olson so I shall deliver with her taking two loads on her tits. Enjoy

cumsluts, fapfactory

FWB sent this with a text that said "Best Orgasm Ever"

grool

Here at r/candidfashiopolice we're very hands-on in the way we do things. With that said, I didn't know you could wear basketball shorts as a dress.

CandidFashionPolice

Fabric dye said "stir constantly for 30 minutes." I said "to hell with that."

lifehacks

My girlfriend laughed and said "you sure you wanna show that little thing off?" when I asked her about posting. She said "you look prepubescent but with hair" and started giggling when I showed her.

sph

My girlfriend laughed and said are you sure you wanna show that little thing off? When I told her about this. Then she looked at the picture and said you look prepubescent but with hair, and started giggling.

sph

[MF4M] Fat wimp looking for a real man for his sporty gf - Fat wimp be looking a real man for my girlfriend, she runs, plays volleyball and lifts and I am not able to keep up with that so she wants a guy who is, as she said, a real man

WouldYouFuckMyWife, AmateurCollegeGirls

Her boyfriend wanted to be a cuck, but he was surprised to get a text that said "She's Finally Satisfied" with this picture attached.

Cuckold

My new scooter helmet had a sticker that said 'thug' on it so I replaced it with some more appropriate ones (they got a bit wrinkly though :()

littlespace

34M This is my body, I accept it but I'm trying to lose weight. With that said, I still love it and think that I'm sexy with it as well.

normalnudes

Mom said that looking at her naked body was wrong, but if she was wearing underwear, then there was nothing wrong with that.

momsinsexyclothing

"You tied me up? I thought we said we were done with that..."

hentiny

Played with a cub that said he's "halfway through To the Moon." Who the hell starts 'To the Moon' and doesn't finish it in one sitting?!

gaymersgonewild

"That's perfect. With those tiny panties you look every bit as masculine as you are, sissy." Said by Mistress

Sissy_humiliation, men_in_panties

[fm] "Do not try anal with that man" you said!

gonewild

(M) I never told on anybody about nothing except that shit that happen with NO NO. And the police picked me up because they said it was me but that's it I can admit that but I never never ever set anyone up in my life

gonewild

(M) how can you picture me watching you play with your pussy with your face on a diffrent body that shit dumb as asf. And like i said to fucking time consuming that dont make since but yall have fun

gonewild

I'm a big believer of being direct. So with that said, sit on my cock?

ladybonersgw

For those that said my hot ass would look better with their ✋ on it. Last night ?

gonewild30plus

My landlord called. He let himself in because the rent was due. I was in bed. He said he was going to punish me. That he has the right to but I said he doesnt. Then he said to stay on the bed until he comes back with his friends. What are they going to do

Misogynyfetish

You don't like the fact that your Mom was hanging out with her younger co-worker, because said co-worker was dating your bully from high school. You hate the fact that he posted this picture all over social media of said co+worker and that you recognized

bangmybully

She said she needed to play with ropes. I can help with that

bdsm

I appreciate y’all and know the deal by now. With that said...I’m still here for the ladies, but post for the viewers ???‍♂️??

ladybonersgw

There are few things I love more than cross-game crackships with no basis to be founded on. That said, here's Mia and Cordelia as a horny lesbian couple. Happy pride month!

Fire_Emblem_R34

It's my birthday today, would love some help celebrating. So far 3 people have said happy birthday, 0 in my vanilla including the people I live with. Thank you to those that have said happy birthday, it's nice to not feel completely forgotten. Have fun ev

RandomActsOfNSFW

Who wants ruin me? That’s what a man said to me. He said I looked like I needed it. He said he’d ruin me...What can you achieve with me?

Misogynyfetish

I have to attend weekly ‘reconditioning’ classes at work. They said the guys I serve don’t want to hear the ‘feminist shit’ that comes out of my mouth. Here they made me show my breasts and said these are theirs to ‘play with’ whenever they want, to start

Misogynyfetish

"With great boredom comes great horniness." Pretty sure thats what Uncle Ben said...

GaybrosGoneWild, MassiveCock, penis, ratemycock, bigonewild, ThickDick, cockheadlovers, Perfectdick

[#1] I was going up the stairs to my apartment when I bumped into this girl, we both fell on the ground. When I came too I saw my own body stand up in front of me. "finally i'm a guy again" he said "good luck with that, your cursed now" my body said as it

bodyswap

She laughed and laughed, then said what am I suppose to do with that

SmallPenisHumiliation

I think my being Canadian has made me too polite with my posts here. So that said, get on your knees (...sorry) ?

Altdudesgonewild

Real mom posting here again. Moved houses with my son and you can say that things escalated a bit after a long day of moving ;) I love that he couldn't even resist. He said "mom, take them out" and the rest was history :)

jerkofftomymom, DirtyConfession, Slut

I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit in with the girls, and then I found a spell online that said it could change my gender. I decided to try it, but it didn't work out like I expected. I'm one of the girls now,

bodyswap

Fiancée while drunk told me she wishes I had her ex's cock, she said it was 8 inches and thick as her wrist. How do I compete with that?

sph

She said she wasn't interested in playing with others. I gave her the chastity. She clicked the lock shut. I said, I guess since you don't want to play, we can roleplay that you're fucking some thickdicked young stud in front of me. She hasn't unlocked me

ChastityCuckolding

“They say I should stay away from you,” I said. “They said you’re not good for me.” “I’m not,” he said with a wicked smile, “But doesn’t that make it even more fun?” ― Kassandra Cross, Black Magic: New Adult Witchcraft Paranormal Suspence Romance

gonewildchubby

The whole West Coast hasn't been the good type of hazy lately. With that being said, I hope you're all safe and well. Tonight I'm having the easy-drinkin' and citrusy Valley Haze IPA (6.6%) from Tioga Sequoia.

showerbeer

“They say I should stay away from you,” I said. “They said you’re not good for me.” “I’m not,” he said with a wicked smile, “But doesn’t that make it even more fun?” ― Kassandra Cross, Black Magic: New Adult Witchcraft Paranormal Suspence Romance

maturemilf

He told the guy on Grindr that he wasn’t ready to try anything with a guy yet. He said he was just looking for a chill group of gay bros that he could go out with and get to know. After a few beers, he quickly learned his place in the group.

straightturnedgay, Gaygangbangs, GayGroupSex, TotallyStraight

Shout out to those people who said that a black guy with a monster girl is not interracial, just wanna say that i don't care. now enjoy this edit :)

Hentai_Interracial

Some people might as well post I want attention as their status With that being said I want attentio. Join my discord server for free nudes discord.gg/hdZjBybdr5 - SNAPCHAT : eliselouvat69

lesbianporn

39[M] What if I sent you this with a message that said "Quick, meet me in the restroom at work"? [PMs very welcome]

DadsGoneWild

“They say I should stay away from you,” I said. “They said you’re not good for me.” “I’m not,” he said with a wicked smile, “But doesn’t that make it even more fun?” ― Kassandra Cross, Black Magic

BBW, 40plusGoneWild, thick

Spent time in the pump tube last night. Today friend of mine asked to see it said "You could work for Subway with that foot long!"

u_observantsnark, u_MinuteCauliflower572, SmegmaLovers

You all make me feel so appreciated here! ? With that said, want to plant a baby in me? ?

BreedingMaterial

As I left Dunkin Donuts with my box of donuts, a dad was in front of me with his daughter. He waited and held the door for me, and said "That was perfect timing!" with a smile on his face. So many parents go out of their way to be kind to me when I dress

FemBoys

The bitch at the restaurant said the name of this shit was called "Caiman Cena!" I told that bitch that it look like a goddamn ALLIGATOR HEAD! With green beans and red peppers or some shit! I think I have had enough of all this exotic shit yall! Thats a $

DogHoes

2 chainz once said " i bet you can't do that with a dick in ya" and i need a big dick white boy to help me put that to the test. let's dance naked the way i dance on my man at the club and see how i handle it with your dick inside. black femboy here for b

FemBoys