Jizz

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a nice pussy. Jeez you got a nice pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

nsfw

As Hilary Duff heads to the gym, she shares her fitness advice with a friend on the phone...."I chug semen like the other bitches chug Gatorade!" And that's why she's got DAT ASS;)

celebJObuds

(m) Real spill if you look at shorty post you can tell she thirsty for me. She just not my type. Ain't got nothing going for herself. I need a girl I know if I fall on hard times you gone be like nigga I got us. That's why I love my girl so much ,realible

gonewild

Chloe Moretz knows her mouth is perfect for blowjobs, and so do all your friends. That's why you spend most nights jerking off on the couch while she's got another man in your bed with her

CelebCucking

My wife commenting on the photos from our honeymoon, why was I naked in public for so much of the trip? I didn't mind all the stares she got, that's for sure

NaughtyWives, Unashamed

Your Mother got a little envious when she walked in on me railing your Sister. She couldn't resist taking in the alpha cock that made Mommy scream day and night. "Fuck you Mother, now I get why you're always so relaxed..."

IFYM