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"Yeeaaah, well... ol' Bill never could figure out why it smelled like fart every time he took a sip of that Corona!" [NSFW]

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I've always found this a weird 404-image, but I could never tell why. Today I realised...

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This is why I could never be a woman.

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Why I could never be a teacher

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Why I could never have a roommate

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Get it right MD Gentlemen, there's only one thing feminists could never forgive a Man for: that He didn't consider those feminist's bodies attractive. Why? Because women know their bodies are the *best* thing they have to be accepted by Men.

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I could never figure out why Mom always closed the door when she went to wake my Brother up

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Never could understand why some people think it's fun or funny to fuck with people who are struggling with mental illness.

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[F] I get very wet and horny out of the blue and due to most weid things. .. stirring a jar of juice, for instance, makes me soo horny that I could jump on the first guy I see. That's why, in parties, I never take care of the juice lol. .. would awake the

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Mom could never figure out why I loved having coffee with her in the morning.

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I could never be a man with a body like this, remind me why. Kik: bimbokittychristina

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F/22/5'7 [156>141=15 pounds] I have been "starting" diets monthly for the last 3 years, but could never seem to stick with it. I've finally stayed on track for 2 months and I'm wondering why it took me so long! Feeling so much better already-both physi

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hubby never understood why his sexy wife had cheated on him with that old fat guy from morocco who could not speak any english

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Show off your fav young slut and tell me why I could never fuck her with my older cock. Kik/wickr ds18621

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Show off your fav young slut and tell me why I could never fuck her with my older cock. Kik/wickr ds18621

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Why am I wearing a g string? I could never measure up...

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As you watch Carla Gugino stare up at his thick black cock, you realize why she's been begging you for this for so long! She licks her lips before she spreads her legs wide open. Waiting to be fucked in a way you never could

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My friend is failing her course in college. I come up with the crazy idea for her to sleep with her professor, but she could never sleep with someone who's married! "Well if you're really that desperate, then why don't you just swap with me?

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