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Why don't they make movies like "So Fine" anymore? Guy invents plastic-dome assless jeans after being kidnapped by dad's loan shark's goons...invention pays off dad's debts and sends kid back to college where the film's final act is a staging of Othello.

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Why I should never have taught my Dad how to text, he sends this kind of stuff to me. [nsfw]

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Wonder why dad likes to sleep in his teen daughters bed?

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"Dad, why are there no jews on Jupiter?"

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That's why she looks so proud of her dad. I like girls who honor their dads.

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Mom made me go and find out why it was taking Dad so long to show his niece the new car

DirtyFamilyPhotos

Now I understand why Dad always has the maid come over to the house, but the house is never clean

DirtyFamilyPhotos

Mom, why are you such a tease when Dad is out of town

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[NSFW] Well now I know why my dad never let us clean out the garage. (x-post from /r/WTF)

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*Dad Joke warning...* Why was the sexy female scarecrow promoted? Because she's out-standing in her field.

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Dexter cockblocked by Dad! Poor guy. Lisa why? [Dexter's lab] (ragegrenade)

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This is why they have chainsaw pants. My dad learned this lesson the hard way.

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[f/d] And all the other teams wonder why our Dads show up to every single gymnastics meet.

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“My dad hid a camera to find out why the cats kept sneaking into my old bedroom after I'd left for college...”

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Why do I like bondage? I think Dad's to blame

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Dad doesn't know why I prefer mom picking me up

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Oh dad you've given me all the money in the world, why would I need another man to take care of me

DirtyFamilyPhotos

My first photo was fun...so why not post the whole thing eh? Nerdy dad bod alert

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Dad always wonders why the water bill is higher when he is out of town.

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[F/D] Daughter sees moms bush and understands why her dad prefers her for cunnilingus.

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[M/S] His mom cheating on his dad is on her. Why should he pass up good pussy?

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[M/S] And his dad can't figure out why he hasn't gotten a job yet.

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Becca wasn't sure why dad suggested to add goblet squats to her routine

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M/F/d Non-con: This is why Dad buys rope?!

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[M/S] Josh's dad can't figure out why the water bill has been so high these last few months.

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(F) Yea I'm not sure if my dad would've taken these pics of me like I asked, if he knew I'd show off like this (why do I have such a big boob-gap?)

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Dad, why my sister always take naps in my bedroom? ??

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That's why my bully is the alpha male, after Mom felt how much more satisfying his cock was than my dad's, she only wanted to have sex with him from then on

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Now you understand why your dad hired 2 babysitters. [Femdom] [Post Orgasm] [Handjob] [MILF]

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why did my dad have to marry her mom..

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Why Dad

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Now I know why mom always had such tiny night gowns. Easy access for dad. Always had to go to bed early ???

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I got tons of requests for this! So folks this is my dad! The monster 10" soft (almost 12" hard) cock my bro and I grew up with, now you know why we didn't think we were that big until we started public high school. A monster slab of meat like this skewed

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figured out this is probably why my dad often had to "work late". stepmom was a an office assistant for my dad. fuck what a spreadshot

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My teacher wanted to meet with my parents to talk about my grades. They’d murder me, so I had to steal mom’s body. I dressed a little too slutty, but Maybe I can get myself a grade bump. I hope he doesn’t wonder why I’m showing up without my dad... or mys

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[Self] why, yes! My dad was a baker!

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Why yes! My dad was a Baker!

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Why won't wife sit on it?! Dad, 42, dreams of anal loving girl!

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Dad of 2 - and that's why it's anal only from now on!

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Why the Dads go to the Waterpark

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I was too popular among boys at my old school, that's why Dad made me transfer to the new one. ?? But new friends seem cool so far.... Do you like my old uniform? ??️?

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"Honey! You have to come out of that room sometime soon!" My mom always wanted a daughter and when my Dad walked out she hired a witch and did... this. Why does she think this is okay? And what does she mean she has a SISTER for me?!

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Your dad “came” by your girls house. You don’t know why though

xxxcaptions

Bro dude just wait bro, why don't you believe me, my dad said it would man please just wait bro it's gonna happen I promise

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George had no idea why his dad never showed him his photos.

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My mom told me that she "accidentally" sent my bully a nude pick because his name/number is right next to my dad's on the contact list on her phone. I guess that makes sense, but why did she even have my bully's number in her phone to begin with? Do you t

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35 Why is it so hard to find a tight son to take care of this dad's cock?

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Does this dad bod qualify as a valid dad bod? Why or why not

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My mummy Melissa Rauch is so petite and adorable that its understandable why my dad treated her like a princess. I know what she really needs though, so mummy divorced him to be my big titted fuckdoll

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My mom sent me this picture of her and my bully. Apparently she invited him over to "relax" with her in our pool. I wonder why she would invite this jerk over with me out of town and my dad at work? Do you think that he fucked my mom?

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Wonder why all my brothers nd dad forces me to do exercise and yoga everytime? What do you guys think? [F18]

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Dad and son A son asks his father "Why does my bum hurt" while the father replies "Because I love you son"

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Your Asian Mom drained your hardworking Dad's credit card just to please my heavy cock properly. Still wondering why you didn't get any Christmas present this year? I surely got mine.

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Verification dad joke: Why do I stroke myself in the corner when it's chilly? Because in the corner...

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Little brother asked,“Why is your ass full of cum?" I replied,"Dad did this before going out.” He said,“Great lube.”

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I have no idea why your dad likes me so much, but your mom doesn't... [F]

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Your dad really grew to like your gf the lat few days... now you know why

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Why does having on just a towel make me so horny? [44]

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Your Dad was so happy about you offering him a weekend out of town together, away from your talkative Mother. He didn't know that the only reason why this is happening is so that I can take my time collecting your protection fee while he's not home.

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If dad could see under the water, he'd know why mom is so excited during her water aerobics.

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