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When you're cleaning your heavy razor sharp Bowie, when you drop it, when you try to snatch it in mid-air and fail; giving it some spin, when it clips your leg. I was careless. Just a friendly reminder to treat your babies with a lot of respect.

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You give me (f)ever, when you kiss me. Fever when you hold me tight. Fever in the morning. Fever all through the night

gonewild

You give me (f)ever, when you kiss me. Fever when you hold me tight. Fever in the morning. Fever all through the night

gonewild

When you're not looking for it, that's when you'll [f]ind what you want...

gonewild

When you wake up in the morning and the lights hurt your head, the first thing you do when you get up outta bed...

MassiveCock

when you leave the bar vs. when you wake up in the morning (NSFW)

funny

You know the sub is good when you start leaking when you haven't got a fully hard on yet.

Precum

You know what's great? When he (f)ucks you from behind and he slides a finger into your ass right when you're about to come

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You were certainly shocked when you came home to him fucking your wife. Even more so when you saw he was twice as big where it counted

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You know how you have played Baseball your whole life and you just automatically slide when your running the bases? Even when you have shorts on?

baseball

When your gf orders a Classic Italian Sub for dinner and you go to pick it up but when you get there you can only wonder "HOW did they KNOW??" [NSFW]

actuallesbians

When you're falling for a conservative Christian girl... but she probably won't like you when you come out.

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When it has been a year when you last worked out and you try on your old sports bra to find out you don't fit it anymore

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when you don't have a cock ring but you wanna last longer when you're fapping (m)

gonewild

When you are light-headed and you cant remember when was the last time you had a dick in you

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You know you’re the luckiest man alive when your wifey can make you hard even when you’re away!

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When you stick your head out the car window when you're on the freeway

PornMemes

You Know. You Just Know. When Naked Feels Like Normal. It Becomes Like A Second Skin. It Feels Strange When You Are Not Naked. You Want It All Off. You Prefer To Be Naked.

PublicBoys

When your ldr bf tells you a hundred times to find a local dom to take care of your sub needs, and you refuse because you don't want to cheat on him, but relent and find a dom, only for your bf to get angry about it and turn you into the bad guy when you

traaNSFW

When you're wearing a hood, you never know when you're being photobombed

SFandFslavegirls

When you arrive at work, you notice that your boss isn't there. Later, when you return home after a long day of work, you find your boss on your bed, balls-deep inside of your wife, Aubrey Plaza. What you do next is entirely up to you.

CelebCucking

when you try to look sexy but instead your tits try to fall out when you roll over

nikkioliver, areolaslips

When you first meet her vs when you get her back to yours

DressedAndUndressed

When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

LoveBBWs

When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

realmoms

When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

voluptuous, CurvesAreAwesome

When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

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When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

BBWpanties

When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

PAWGSluts

When she knows what you like, you find this when you get home?

WhiteCheeks

When You Say You're Hungry And She Sends You This Saying "You Can Snack On This When You Get Home"

Afrodisiac

when you

PostAndBecomeAMod

When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex it's a threesome. And when you look at my photos you're handsome ?

RealGirls, u_brereedus

When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's a threesome. When you see my photos, you're handsome. ???

RealGirls, GoneWildSmiles, u_angufa, PLASTT, u_srBlackBBC

When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's a threesome. When you see my photos, you're handsome. ??

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When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's a threesome. When you see my photos, you're handsome. ?✊??

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When you told your wife about your fetish, she didn't believe you. She keeps trying to prove you wrong when you tell her you love it.

Hotwifecaption

When you told your wife about your fetish, she didn't believe you. She keeps trying to prove you wrong when you tell her you love it

cuckoldcaptions

You know when you pull on a glove and it snaps? Don't waste the rubber, use it to seal openings when you're soaking pieces. Saves alcohol and it's cleaner than filling a ziplock bag.

StonerProTips

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it (f)eels like a bag of sand when you're touching it (GIF)

gonewild

When you have a hot chocolate with a lot of cream cause you can't stop having the taste of cum... No ! Taste of cream. I meant cream ! Cream in your mouth. When you tell the waiter that you're so hungry, looking at his crotch, making him smile.

Sissies, TrapsUK, Stupidsissyslutsclub, BBCsissies

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing. ?(F, 50)

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when you

catboys

"when you get here, let yourself in and come up to the bedroom ?" was the most exciting text you've ever received. When you arrived at Anya Taylor Joy's house for your first date, you followed her instructions and discovered her choking down a thick cock,

CelebCucking

When You Tell Him You Want to Watch, But You Regret Your Decision When You See How Much Harder He Fucks Her

SexInFrontOfOthers

When you've got a man dick, girls will often voluntarily tell you about their tiny exes when they first get on their knees for you. It's pretty great when you know the guy!

SmallPenisHumiliation

When You Tell Him You Want To Watch, But You Regret Your Decision When You See How Much Harder He Fucks

BestPornInGalaxy

You didn't believe me when I said your new girlfriend Emma Roberts was a whore. So I made sure to be fucking her in your bed when you got home from work. It's the least a good friend can do, to make sure you know your place when dating a girl like that

CelebCucking

When your wife got a part time job as a TA at the college, you were happy for her. But you got nervous when she started staying late almost every night. When you confronted her, she told you it wasn't another man, but she was helping female students earn

MsStealYourGirl

When your wife got a part time job as a TA at the college, you were happy for her. But you got nervous when she started staying late almost every night. When you confronted her, she told you it wasn't another man, but she was helping female students earn

MsStealYourGirl

when I give you this look that’s when you know it’s about to go down ? [F]

UnderwearGW, BigBootyGoTHICCgf

When you got married Angela White promised her porn days were over. A girl still has needs though, and technically it's not porn if theres no camera. A loophole you became very aware of when you walked in on her with your best friend

CelebCucking

You had the nerve to tell me off from your daughter,when we both know she's gay! Well, let's see how morally righteous you are when you post some slutty pics, Ms. Jackie!...Damn.....She was this stacked......Maybe we'll wait a bit longer....Getting felt u

bodyswap

When you fear when you fail when you feel your gonna fall snapchat mariongirl13

intercrural

When you want to destroy the world, but when you really just want nuzzles in zero G

Artistic_Hentai, hentai_global

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mistress, FindomFinsub

When her eyebrows have flavor, thats when you know shes into you

Artistic_Hentai, hentai, hentai_global

When you meet me vs. When you get to know me ;) (F/OC)

OnOff

When the real thing doesn’t cut it anymore, that’s when you know you’re a real filthy slut

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