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He’s the hero Fittit deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll downvote him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero, he is a douchy supplementwhore, a J-popping sharkheadman … a silver hydra.

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We have a bet. I say I'm an A cup, he says I'm a B. What does reddit think? I also want implants, he said no way.

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my pussy before we fuck(: he likes to make me wait

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We had to down our dog, Ron deGrasse Bale Sagan, the other day. He just wasn't getting enough karma alive. Upvote so he didn't die in vain. nsfw

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(M)y bf likes to put on my panties and tease me with them when we skype. He knows it turns me on, a lot.

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We asked British comedian Steven K Amos to write us a custom answer card when he sat next to us at a bar last night. He kindly obliged.

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He said he just wanted to see if I fucked his wife while he was gone... this made his wife insanely hot, and we fucked all night.

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He's not the hero we wanted, he‘s the hero we needed

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HE LAUGHS FOR HE KNOWS WE ALL MUST DIE

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Are we sure he isn't a woman?

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He begged every day to be our love slave, and when we finally agreed, we fucked him so hard he couldn't walk.

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He may have been born in Austria, but we know he was a yankee at heart

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[Hail to the King SPOILERS] Well at least we know he's still around.

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To go through life with such a burden: My grandfather lived his life humbly and without complaint. It was only after he passed that we discovered he was among the first wave of American troops to discover the horrors of the Nazi death camps.

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We included my friends' dog in our Cards Against Humanity game, choosing random cards for him...or the ones he stepped on. Surprisingly (or not), he won. And this was his final contribution.

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We went on one date and he was high on acid...then last night he called me at 1:30am.

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"Marsha no, he's my nephew!" "We'll he's not my nephew..."

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We thought he was amazing, until...

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So this fella messaged my GF... We think he has ADHD

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We went again. My hubby used my water proof phone and snapped some pics. My dad was on the float watching. He kept telling me that I was beautiful. He said he was glad I used the same swimsuit. I told him the bottoms were panties, and he said well they lo

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For all we know he could still be alive

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I miss my ex. When we argued, he'd have me bent over helpless, while he and I took turns finger fucking my asshole. He'd shove his big hard cock in and out of my throat. He'd tell me his two cents while I sucked his cock and when he finished his side of t

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I football. We football. He football

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This happened when I was giving a ride home. My nipples were hard and we'll he wanted to see my big nipples. (F)

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So months after her husband tells everyone they should give him money for his ideas and we learn he's broke, Kim Kardashian is robbed of millions worth of jewellery and no one is hurt.

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He said i love you. Me and daddy arnt together fully an were just best friends with benifits rn but he knows i love him an want to be together an we used to say it as friends but my love you changed an he stoped saying it an he said it. he said it while i

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Another shot from a video we made. He just came in me and is about to pull out. Maybe we should post the video?

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We panicked a bit when we realized we forgot to get my brother a present for Christmas . When he came over, she stripped fully and I watched my wife fuck under the Christmas tree

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After we fucked he snuck this pic

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Finn Balor’s smooth balls slipped out on tonight’s RAW. At least we know he shaves.

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He was watching a cute video of Daddy’s and babies on Facebook. I told him to give me one and the next thing I know we are cumming at the same time. My pussy was contracting so hard there was not sliding out easily for him when he was done.

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He wanted a surprise: we sent this while he was at the office this morning

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We are all smiling because she's amazed at how big his cock is. For about 6 months and several gangbangs with him, she didn't know he worked security in the same office building that she did. After work one day, she said: "Did you know he's a security off

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Further proof of my exhibitionist tendencies. A guy eating some fast food in his car watched this whole photo shoot. As we left he blew me a kiss

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[F] if hubby knew i was thinking about all of you the last few times we fucked he would understand why I came so hard

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He was trying to hide that he was looking at us while waiting for the light after we snapped the pic. [img]

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we had money problems. i saw a commercial and took my wife to photoshoot. i left her and went to have a coffee. later that the photographer said he liked her and he will use the photos that he took. i saw her picture at night on a porn site advertisment w

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We thought he was done with us, but he was just traveling. She welcomed him back as soon as she could.

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My kitty offers her breasts to a Pittsburgh Redditor we know. He should take advantage of them if he ever visits!

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Michael Cthulhu on YouTube, celebrating July 4th, he knows we know he's fuckin' hot and I fully enjoy his teasing. I'll watch his hours long build videos mesmerized the whole time not on the project.

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Sad about no sports? Let our friend who came in last in our fantasy football league cheer you up. He may be a straight dude but we think he makes a great cheerleader. Give him some encouragement at kik: redsoxs047

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We are heading into the Northbridge/CBD area if anyone is about. Have told him i want to suck some cock while He uses me. Will probably be around the gloryholes at Libido or Club X Barrack St, maybe the cinema if He decides to let you guys fuck me. (her)

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He likes me fresh and wet, Follow me I want to show you something I want you to watch me get used it gets me hot ? we have so much wild content and we’re taking requests ? what should we do next ? OF- Insidearies

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He struggled with HOCD and knew I was bi. He wanted to blow me on the dl and find out if he liked it. About a minute in, I told him to pull down his panties revealing his erection. “That’s a good faggot, looks like we know the answer. Now tell me you’re s

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We fucked. He finished ?❤

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[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing a shirt" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote

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[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing a shirt" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote

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He picked me up from work and said we were staying at a hotel for the night, when we got there he hogtied me in the corner and used me as he pleased throughout the night and dropped me off at work the next morning.

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CERN Tru Story Part 2. The limits of the 3rd Dimension are severe, there are forces outside our scopes watching us waiting planning in cohort with Babel's old serpents. We are but children believing ourselves gods, the powers Outside are not friendly and

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We will both enjoy your husbands cock and let him fuck us anyway he pleases ? you won’t have to watch. Instead you can get my pussy ready for when he wants to fuck me. But listen to how much she enjoys him fucking her

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did we ever have another choice but to be slaves to our own perception? will be escape this endless dream? will we reach truth or forever be subjected to a torrent of dreams and lies?

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They are razing what gives us joy, and yet we do nothing

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He gone be a hitter just give me some time! I dont know what the fuck he looking like that for!? We gone get him big! We gone get him scrong! Him bet not pee on my carpet! Oh no you did-in! Who dog is this? You better get that dog on up out of hea! Befo I

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But we thought he was gone s?n.a.p=clewflite!

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But we thought he was gone s,,nap~loanchood

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Have you paid the Blood Debt of Salvation, of Redemption?! Nothing comes free in Life, nothing is forgotten! The blood of Cain runs deep, we the Murderers of all Murder sit and wait and pray to the torture device, convinced we are 'off the hook', all the

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Beware not alone the false prophet, but the misguided skeptic...if a skeptic denies his faith because of a false prophet, then who has committed a graver sin? Oh...how between undulations we do often lend truth to ego...and yet in tune with chaos how they

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the pngs are not perfect; are we ever perfect? if god is perfect and god is in everything then why can anything be imperfect? leibniz was wrong and candide was right, yet truly we must and may take solace in tending our garden, it is no bitter fruit, nor

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He swore he wasn’t gay. He ‘just liked dick’. So, I made him kiss my ass before I bent him over. We both knew the precum dripping down his cock said differently.

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