Jizz

D'Awwwww. Received my first "I was just thinking of you." dick text from a certain special boy. How thoughtful. As a female I appreciate it's form. Help me name him. [NSFW]

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Always thought I had an average dick, I was in for a surprise when I measured it for the 1st time.

gonewild

[F] I was sucking a guy's dick and asked him to take a photo, I didn't see it properly until after he left or I would have asked him to retake it, thought GW might find it funny.

gonewild

This might not follow proper dick pic etiquette but I thought it was a decent shot...

mangonewild

I thought it was really hot to send my dick pic to a girl. We talked for quite a long time after. Then she said "I am going to print that picture out and put it in my purse so everytime I reach inside I will think about you." and now I don't know how I fe

cock, gonewild

I know you all love (m)y girlfriend, but I thought it was time to show you guys what I've got. I know guys get down voted a lot here, so just don't open if you don't want to see a dick.

gonewild

Date thought my uncut dick was weird? Is it really that unco(m)mon?

gonewild

A fellow redditor said she liked this view because it's what I'd look like if she was sucking my off right now, thoughts?

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My bully tricked Mom into sucking his dick, she thought it was her husband. She preferred my bully's bigger cock

mommybully

(M) thought y'all was up for the game fuck it. Don't make me a difference look at my dick

gonewild

A work buddy thought he was clever for putting a post-it dick in my lunchbox...

3Dprinting

It was good luck the other day so I thought I'd post again, lets go Caps! [M]

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Thoughts? I was told it tasted sweet

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Wife enjoying her first BBC at age 48! I asked her what she thought of it afterwards and she said "That...was some good dick!" ;)

Hotwife

You worked so hard, you thought it was all about money. Now you know, the only thing she ever wanted was good dick.

AsianCuckoldCaptions

What was the first thought that popped into your head when you saw my dick? Also feel free to rate it if you're in the mood

ratemycock

She thought i'd have a pencil dick cause I'm slim built.When I pulled it out, she was so shooked that she took a pic.

MassiveCock

"Poor you," I coo at the dildo in my hands, "You were such a dick, I thought this was only fair..." A month ago I was your roommate who you got tired of and swapped into the body of a stripper. What you didn't expect was I'd find the spell book and use it

bodyswap

Spotted at Dicks Sporting Goods store just outside of Chicago. The pictures don’t do it justice. Thought I was busted at the end but she just kept shopping

TightShorts, TheUnderbun

This one was funny. So I'm pretty sure he thought I was a girl. His dick lowkey looked really similar to mine so I brought it up and yea, guess he didn't know I had one.

worldpolitics

Amazed, Stunned, and Shocked, by that big black dick and how heavy it was! She never thought she would get to see let alone touch a BLACK DICK!

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LF Mono Source: "To be able to withstand my blowjob... you humans sure do have good endurance" "Ha ha..." "I thought she was gonna rip my dick off..." "Alright now it's"

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