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My boyfriend just asked me to find a new way to eat my chocolate bunny. Apparently, it was distracting him. I thought he was silly, but now that I see it myself, I completely understand. [NSFW but no boobies involved, so don't get excited].

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The girls thought he was so cute, but he wasn't interested in them. [MM]

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My Uncle is convinced there is a hidden cartoon vaginal in today's community. I thought he was nuts till he sent me this and now I can't unsee

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Thought he was going to pull a Mary Poppins.

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The distance said he was thousand of miles away, so I thought he was a bot...

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Having an innocent discussion on the nature of sexuality when suddenly... This guy. Legitimately thought he was trolling at first. Makes me realize how easy I've got it, just being gay... Trans people have so much further to go, and we all have to help th

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Thought he was lucky earlier? [M][F]

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[SPOILER] This was the only thing I thought he was going to say during this scene

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I thought he was going to (f) uck me, but he just fell asleep

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I thought he was doing the splits in a purple thong...

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I thought he was doing the splits in a purple thong... ( from r / funny )

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A guy at my school thought he was about to finish in a girl, and he pee'd in her on accident and this is what I imagine he is like. (NSFW)

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She thought he was done cumming (gif)

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[Spoilers]I'll admit I kinda thought he was back... [ASM #3]

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[50/50] Man high on drugs jumps from rooftop onto concrete. The guy thought he was jumping into a pool NSFL | Cute hedgehog tries to make friends with pine cones Not-NSFW

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Thought he was sitting on his face! Nsfw kinda.

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We thought he was amazing, until...

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This guy at the game last night must have thought he was invisible

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This was my little brother. He committed suicide at the age of 56, 70 years ago. Everyone in the world thought he was the funniest guy ever and he was so ethical and loyal. He was the only one that didn't love himself and was too scared to disappoint ever

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The boy has yet to learn not to take bets from the dirty old man next door. He thought he was going to be able to wear his boxers.

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My older brother thought he was in control, but he definitely wasn't.

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I thought he was joking :(

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Joe Del Campo thought he was texting but was actually tweeting. He is my new favourite

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I thought he was joking until he unfollowed me.

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She Thought He Was Finished

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[NSFW] Friend in Japanese tour bus saw this guy sitting in his car, thought he was "just scratching"

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[DVDES-920] I Thought He Was Just a Kid But I Was Wrong... An Older Bitchy Gal Opens Her Eyes to Young Cock and Shotacon! SD - Starring "Aika"

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b(f) thought he was the only one seeing it.. add kik to join my sercet gp^^

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Dani Daniels thought he was done

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In all fairness, the cop probably thought he was throwing gang signs.

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My cheating husband thought he was in for a treat when I tied his his wrists and ankles to the chair. But our son was.

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My pig thought he was getting a reward. Instead, he will suffer in pain for his disrespectful attitude

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Neil thought he was keeping up with trends when he got his cheeks pierced.

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Your bully thought he was this unbreakable alpha male. Then he met your mother

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Thought he was underage. Turns out shrimpy was older than me.

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A work buddy thought he was clever for putting a post-it dick in my lunchbox...

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Thought he was holding a rifle...

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He thought he was being subtle... it was cute, in a way. [blowjob] [cheating] [blindfold]

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I thought he was being pegged at first

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Thought he was looking good today

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When Master told her he would put her in stocks and bonds, she had thought he was talking finance

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I thought he was joking when he said this is my new work uniform. I can’t go out like this can I?

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We thought he was done with us, but he was just traveling. She welcomed him back as soon as she could.

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He thought he was gonna beat me. Kik secretaccount1986 and let him know

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Zozosen... I thought he was a meme, now he is coming for me. Help me bajs

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It was a part of Hogwarts hazing. The gryffindor 7th years would take a slytherin girl’s hair and create a polyjuice potion. On a 6th year’s 16th birthday, he’d wake up in hogsmeade as a slytherin girl, wandless and robeless. Neville thought he was safe w

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My buddy has a terminal disease and he doesn’t have much longer to live. When he told me banging my mom was on his bucket list, I thought he was kidding. I had no choice but to give him the chance. I swapped into her body, went shopping for sexy clothes,

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Me and my first ever boyfriend modelling, he thought he was straight until he met me ?

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My boyfriend thought he was going to top on our vacation, but I think he took the hint after I made him clean these heels ?

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When the salesman told me that his soap was magic, I thought he was exaggerating, not that he would turn my old great-aunt into a young nymphomaniac bombshell!

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Our Plano crew was assigned to clean an unattended death back in September. The deceased went two months before being found by his sister, who unfortunately, thought he was mad at her for not answering the phone during those two months.

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You thought he was joking when he said your ass needs to be mounted on the wall.

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She Thought He Was Done

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Wife here- this pic is not that flattering. I snapped it at an angle off of the mirror prior to sex. I posted it as a naughty reminder- this is one of the few times I actually had to ask him to stop as I thought he was going to split me open. The sex was

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He knew I thought he was cute

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Just a slutty gamer boy here, who's discovering how much less straight he is than he thought he was

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Thought he was going for the those monsters

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Posted this on my instagram showing off my tan and my dad sent me a message saying "I just wanna smell your asshole". I thought he was joking but turns out he's being serious! haha

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But he didn't get it I thought he was a man s?n.a,p-racescale

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You worked up the courage to tell him you thought he was hott. He made you beg him to fuck your face.

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