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Redditor exceeds no-fap September parameters by 25 days then exposes himself to the world. All for that painfully abstinent karma.

KarmaConspiracy, WTF

this is a little moarr sfw then usual, but i wanted to show you guys my [f]avorite place in the world :)

gonewild

The world is black, the world is white. It turns by day and then by night

boltedontits

The world was a better place back then

RealGirls

Women need to undergo really hard tests in order to be accepted by the Superior Men they need and prefer. But hey, who said this world is for free? If she wants to get the best man, then she has to offer the best things of herself.

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"While playing Assault on the Control Room, I would always silently kill the grunts - except one. Then fire one shot on my way out, waking him up to his world of loneliness and terror."

deathclub

Listen, I know it isn't whiskey. Don't care. I see this pic all the time and it's great. If I live in a world where the masses consider Fireball whiskey, then tonight, Cointreau is orange flavored whiskey.

Whiskyporn

26 years ago this man sacrificed his livelihood and smashed the Berlin Wall to save the world. Happy Independence Day. You don't lik it then fite me irl

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A friend of mine won a Halloween costume contest, then started doing photo shoots, and now is flying all over the world as her modeling career takes off.

BustyPetite

The new oppressive-coercive feminism that thinks consent isn't enough and female freedom is an illusion decides that even 1st world women are forced into prostitution (thus coercing free women into not choosing prostitution), but it then wants prostitutio

maledom

MEN like and enjoy sex, cause they'd fuck every woman in the world if they had a magic wand. women DON'T like or enjoy sex, cause if they did then they'd have sex with inferior men too. women only like and enjoy SUPERIOR Men, the only ones they'd have sex

maledom

TIL Bernie Sanders and John Cena's first sex tape was so spooky that skeletons across the world developed calcum deficiency and the fuccbois took over for a whole day, then the spore penis saved us all by squirting them with spam posts.

circlejerk

In poor countries you need to give women really really serious survival reasons for them to become prostitutes. In the rich First World you need to give women really really serious reasons for them to quit prostitution, and they won't even quit it then

maledom

Pinky, look at this marvel of world conquering power! I got it surplus, I was told it contains gobs of Semen that will obey my every whim! And then, we will take over the World!

MassiveCock

Just drop the niggers then in the next world war.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Rock the vote, then come rock my world [f]

underboob

I had the world, then I let her go

NakedCurvySluts

[Verification] (F)irst GW, then GWC, then the world! or maybe naptime with daddy..

NakedCurvySluts

i feel like using the word deepthroat in my title is gonna get me band but then again this is probably a world record so

teenagers

Here's a proposition for Jillian Michaels......we all get to shoot our loads all over that sculpted hot body, and then any woman she chooses gets to lick the dripping jizz off her glistening lesbian frame while we watch. Best of both worlds.

JerkOffToCelebs

"Most of the world's governments are already directly puppeteered by mafias and radical extreemist groups. Is Mexico really that much of an outlier? Don't vacation in Russia, Thailand, the Philippines, or anywhere in Africa or South america then either...

ShitAmericansSay

(M) I mean I don't have the biggest dick in the world but I'm average and just very nasty in bed is he do lick yo'ur ass ,,pussy do he put yo'ur legs behind your head and lick?do he let you face fuck both holes.until you nutt then fuck you real ????????

gonewild

(M) str8 outta the shower softie. And like i said i don't havr the biggest dick in the world nore do i have the smallest dick in the world. But he said yea i seen that 6.99 which is 7inches then he said wait to i get back and pull that 14.99 out i was lik

gonewild

Would you? Explain then compliment her because she deserves all the happiness in the world.

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Rock the Vote then Cum Rock my World

onmww

...and then you have those days where you just want to show the world your pussy...(f)43

gonewild

Look at my behind and then Orange the World, Leave No One Behind ?

onmww

Rita gets fucked up in VR and then in the real world - AyaSwan

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When i wake up in the morning love, and the sunlight hurts my eyes, and something without warning love, bears heavy on my mind. Then i look at you, and the world's alright with me. Just one look at you...

ondww

What does one do when one gets to the office early and then realizes that one has forgotten to show the world one's tits? (F)43

gonewild

Leaving a bar drunk with a hook up=college. Leaving a bar drunk and then showing the world my pussy=adult. I’m being an adult. (F)43

gonewild, pussy

Milfs like Christina deserve the best of both worlds. Marrying an older man for his money, then cuckolding him with his son's young cock

CelebCucking

Daddy: put on a dress and makeup right now. Me: But daddy, I dont have a wig, my new one is coming today. Daddy: no wig? Then let the world see you without one, sissy.

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Wanna get the best of both worlds? Then come check out this trans girls onlyfans! Only $7.50/month (link in comments)

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Using the new "World Info" scenario option, I successfully defined (Then made) Jenkem.

AIDungeonNSFW

When you thought 2020 couldn't get any weirder and then you pose like this waiting for your brother to fuck you in the ass after a night out. Give me all the hate you want, the world is ending anyway :) [f]

assholegonewild

“every now and then, i worry about people in the third world countries. and then i figure if they all started having sex, their lives would be considerably brighter.” ― Jodi Picoult, Salem Falls

chubby, ThickchicksGW

Inside every "woman" is a cunt desperate to be tamed. Civilisation LLP believe... with a lot of evidence to back it up... that if cunts would just accept that then both they and the whole world would be in a much better place.

MaledomEmpire

inbox 2.1k. welp. sincerely wishing I could replicate 10 times and then send all my clones into the world to get back to you promptly

ElfGirlTalia

Hello!! I have a challenge for you! See this is the worst teacher in the world. Can you draw her as a demon, monster or something like that? If you can, then respect to you! (The main thing is that the drawing is disgusting)

Art

Funny: I posted this first pic of my wifexa year & half ago on the wyfmw. And then she became world famous from it. True story. But sorta puts a crimp in the secret hotwife dates TBH. Didn’t count on that...??‍♂️

dragonsfuckingcars

me be like: i know a spot and then i take u to the wettest place in the world

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White Bitch makes one of the UGLIEST FACES IN THE WORLD WHILE SHITTING! This bitch already had the bathroom smelling like a damn ZOO, but she then had the nerve to make that FACE!? I should have DICK SLAPPED that hoe! Wtf wrong with you!? But I just nutte

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"If no one else will defend the world, then I must." - Wonder Woman

NerdyGoneWild