Jizz

i'm so sorry if this is a ~~repost~~ omg but girls are just making me so mad these daiz i cant even stand it omg why do they suck so bad hoo needs them you know

joofray

But let's analyze the "obvious remark" anyway: so why do feminists say that women enjoy sex with superior Men, even if perfect sex has to be painful to women? Since it can't be because of the painful pain itself, then it has to be because of the superior

maledom

I picked up school days and, despite not being very engrossed, managed to finish it. Why do I hear about it so much? All the characters were flat and immature, childish even.

visualnovels

Woah, hold up, I feel strange. Why does my chest feel so heavy, and since when do I have long hair? I'm so confused... It's like hard to think straight. I can't even remember where I was walking just now. Will you help me?

bodyswap

My mom has refused to date ever since her divorce, so I’m doing it for her without her knowing. Why is tinder so easy for women, even for my mom’s age? I can get laid, but I’m still hesitant to have sex in my mom’s body. For now, I’ll just enjoy the sexy

bodyswap

Dude, WHY is it SO LIBERATING to not wear a bra in public and WHY HAVE I NOT DONE IT EVER BEFORE?!? Now I’m doing it every other day even with D cups! I don’t even care. I even like my own pokies like wtf: I used to hate my body. Liking it in phases!

pokies

"I told you, there is no need to do my laundry. I can do it myself. I know why you insist on doing it. I've seen what you do with my panties. If you are so desperate, just ask. I will let you sniff the real thing. Maybe even more. Just ask ;)" Kaley Cuoco

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