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I woke up to a nosebleed this morning. It was a sign. It told me "Post Luka". [Megurine Luka, Vocaloid]

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So I sent in two cards to the community & events manager (Jenn & Trin) and asked if they could sign it a few weeks back. Not only did I get the signed and hand-written card, but I also got two pins from PAX East, stickers, AND a Reject Pack! They'

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She even signed it for you

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It's like a division sign.

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that workout hurt but that's a good sign it's working

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I sent my poster to the guys at SleepyCabin and asked them all to sign it

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It doesn't fit..but I guess that's a good sign

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Yearbook signing. It was bound to happen.

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Sign up for my "Bareback Show Online" using a credit card he said (it's a real person too)

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It's a sign that she knows what you have been doing...

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OMG LOL HERE'S MY WRESTLEMANIA SIGN. IT'S TOTALLY NOT HAITCHFACE!!! XD

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Dump truck with raised bed knocks down road sign, it falls on a pedestrian, killing him instantly

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It wasn't what I signed up for

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Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it as Picasso, 1940s

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It's a good sign when they are comparing ease of access, before even going out!

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It's Those Small Signs Of Affection That Show He Loves You, And Is Not Just Lusting For You

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If you didn't agree with it, why would you have signed it?

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Signs that you might be a sissy 1. You find yourself taking selfies in the bedroom while your fiancee is moaning with a real man in the living room. Oh, and 2. You love every second of it ?

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Yes, I'll sign it ?

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It's funny how the warning signs can feel like they're butterflies . . .

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Signing it over

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it's been five years, but i'm a free agent again. who wants to sign me? ;)

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Got a pog maker and started experimenting. Honestly impressed with how it looks. Even got my GF (Garfield, fRichard) to sign it!

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I bought Steveo's book and he personally signed it. What a swell guy.

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I never know what to do with my hands... Peace sign it is

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It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

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